Markus Pharkus

chip chip chip

[aurelie @emangiyato]

face filters gone wrong 🤣🤣

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

I can't wait for Call Of Duty Black Ops II to come out!!!! The graphics look crazy!

[Treyarch @Treyarch]

It's official: the original Black Ops and Black Ops 2 are being ported to PlayStation in July, courtesy of our partners at @IronGalaxy. 🤝

[Markus Pharkus @Porosareus]

Why this sound like I'm about to hear the phattest beat

[Daily MCU Spider-Man @mcuspideydaily]

This shot is INSANE

[voided @voided]

When I was a kid, I thought by 27 I'd be married, have a kid and own a house.

Me at 27 in reality:

[Markus Pharkus @Porosareus]

@jacobknoll13 @HappyPower Wrong sprite bruh

[Markus Pharkus @Porosareus]

@BestMoviesOFFIC Yes please boss 🙌

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

RIP THE SCRIPT @Nike

#Ad

[𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖎 @thamieverywhere]

bro to bro: if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. if you like fitness girls, get yourself a fit girl. you are entitled to your own preferences.

but what you are not going to do bro, is date a girl who is not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.

[Markus Pharkus @Porosareus]

@freakin_snow It's a clam

[Quero ser incel mas minha esposa não deixa @brunotngz]

@SamzOdinson

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

[YAGIRLFEMALERAPFAN @dagirlfemalerap]

“THIS NIGGA SUUUUUCK” !!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[mussie @mussi3x]

My two worlds are colliding, loving these type of edits

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

My boyfriend asked me what I wanted for dinner.

I said, "I don't care, you pick."

He suggested pizza.

I said, "We had pizza two days ago."

He said, "Okay, what about pasta?"

I said, "Too heavy."

He said, "Sushi?"

I said, "Not in the mood."

He put his phone down, looked at me, and said, "You clearly do care."

And he was right.

I did care.

I just didn't want to be the one to decide.

But I also didn't want any of his suggestions.

Which I realize now is incredibly annoying.

He said, "Just tell me what you want and I'll order it."

I said, "I genuinely don't know."

He said, "Then I'm ordering pizza."

I said, "Fine."

He ordered pizza.

And when it arrived, I ate it and didn't complain.

Because sometimes you don't actually care what you eat.

You just care that someone else makes the decision.

And then you veto their decision three times before......

before pretending you never had an opinion in the first place.

My boyfriend has learned to just pick something and commit.

And I've learned to either speak up or stay quiet.

Mostly I stay quiet.

And eat the pizza.

[PostWar @PostW4r]

Its so funny how ever since that ad came out i havent seen a single clip of the actual episode

[The Will of Marco (マルコの意志) @TheWillOfMarco]

⚠️#ONEPIECE ANIME ⚠️

After nearly 25 years, Tomohisa Aso (77) reprises his role as Explorer Louis Arnote in the latest episode of One Piece (Episode 1162)! 🔥

He last voiced the character in Episode 70, which originally aired on May 27, 2001 — nearly 25 years since his last performance as Louis Arnote!👀

If you have noticed, his voice sounds somewhat similar to Cho-san's voice, the Japanese VA of Brook. 🎤

[Markus Pharkus @Porosareus]

@nojumper "Wildstyle.... wildstyle... wildstyle"

[Markus Pharkus @Porosareus]

@GhostOfTChalla @HaangEmHiigh @CMPunk Yesssss, this fire burns would be siiiiick