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Kremlin Bot since 1933 FDR Administration.
Guilty Until Proven Innocent of Displaying Insufficient Enthusiasm for Modern Struggle Sessions.

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I have tiny crowns now.
They indicate that raccoons was kings.
In another age.
Before the oceans drank Atlantis.
And the rise of primatekind

[Sensei Johnny Lawrence @JohnnyLCKai]

Choose Your TV Show 📺#TV #Poll

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Choose Your TV Show 📺#TV #Poll

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Choose Your TV Show 📺#TV #Poll

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Choose Your TV Show 📺#TV #Poll

[Sensei Johnny Lawrence @JohnnyLCKai]

🏆📺Welcome to the tournament that will decide once and for all what the best TV Show ever made is from 256 competitors and decided by you in #JohnnyLawrenceTVShowFaceOff 🏆📺

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Comment and vote in the poll that’s in the thread to choose the winner.

(#49 Seed) Bewitched
VS
(#208 Seed) Millennium

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[Dave Greene @GreeneMan6]

I haven’t seen the movie “Disclosure Day” but it seems to be the most “Boomer” film conceivable, at least for 2026.

The film seems to ask:
“What if aliens were real and covered up by our government/experts?”
“Can you imagine how disruptive this revelation would be to our social order?”
“Would you ever trust government/experts ever again? Scandal!”
“Wouldn’t aliens totally upset our comfortable boring hum-drum middle class American lives?”

Sure Mr. Spielberg, but there are some problems with your narrative’s impact.

First, almost no one under 50 lives a hum-drum comfortable middle class life. That’s over, mainly because your class blew it up. Remember?

Second, our social order is already maximally disrupted by war, economic depression, mass-migration, A.I., super viruses, trust collapse, and political instability. So, please tell me, how are the aliens standing at the back of this train going to F*CK us even harder? Sure, they might if they go full “Independence Day”. But until E.T. builds a slum in my hometown and starts decapitating people, minimally, then he is NOT making much of an impact.

Third, in 2026, I can’t be scandalized by government / expert lies. They’ve already lied about things that totally destroyed our ordinary existences, and those lies involved denying things right in front of my eyes, way more concrete than hypothetical flying saucers with little green men in them.

Furthermore, it is also impossible to forget that when we all started noticing these lies, it was people like Spielberg who showed up to accuse us of being “conspiracy theorists”. So great, now we have to indulge Steven’s pet conspiracy theory movie because he thinks it will “blow the mind” of his political enemies in the same way that pointing out the “great Replacement” blew his. The only take away I could possible take from this is that I should believe the government / experts only when Hollywood tells me I should.

All in all, “Disclosure Day” has a problem. It’s not just that I have to indulge a fantasy to enjoy the film (all movies require this). The problem is I have to indulge a fantasy to even be able to indulge this fantasy. In order to be “shocked” by “disclosure”, I have to pretend that I live in the 90s, and am otherwise comfortable, upwardly mobile, with a culture that belongs to me and a government that I trust.

These conditions might pertain to Spielberg and his friends, but for me they are just a fantasy. And I can’t enjoy a fantasy inside another man’s fantasy.

[RAMZPAUL @ramzpaul]

Then he is UNFIT to live among us.

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@JohnnyLCKai Selina Gomez (seen below) playing Morticia Addams was hawt in it, that's about all I remember.

[♔ Double-Secret Probation Porphyrogenitus ♔ @PorphyCoon]

@JohnnyLCKai I liked this part but it seemed a bit derivative.

[♔ Double-Secret Probation Porphyrogenitus ♔ @PorphyCoon]

Badger == Fren
https://t.co/ineYWjZ1lR

[Sensei Johnny Lawrence @JohnnyLCKai]

Some of these kids are just out there wanting to get bitten by animals for social media.

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@JohnnyLCKai Badger = fren
https://t.co/ineYWjZ1lR

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Choose Your Babe 🔥 #Poll

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👯‍♀️ Welcome to #JohnnyLawrence #BattleoftheBabes Part 3🔥🍺👯‍♀️

We’ve got 64 ALL NEW ladies now down to 32 from entertainment throughout history in one tournament and you decide who is the winner 🏆

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(#13 Seed) Bryce Dallas Howard
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(#20 Seed) Rachel McAdams

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[RAMZPAUL @ramzpaul]

Indians don't belong in our homeland even if their degrees are legitimate (per below, 90% are fake).

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

Look at Japan.

Women walk home alone at midnight.
Children ride trains alone to school.
Lost wallets return with the cash inside.

This is normal in Japan.
This was normal everywhere, once.

Japan did not change.
The world changed.

Defend what your ancestors built.🇯🇵