Captain Falcon

Forever she will be my hero; and not just only for tonight. @ValliteQueen

[Captain Falcon @PortTownPilot]

Captain Falcon will always prevail, sending the forces of darkness running.

Thank heaven he's on the right side, or else there'd be nowhere to hide.

[Captain Falcon @PortTownPilot]

...

[A single tear falls from the helmet.]

...we... we back?

[𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙁𝙖𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙣 @BlazingRacer]

"99. GRAND. PRIX."

[Captain Falcon @PortTownPilot]

[He was sleeping in the Blue Falcon. The screaming literally makes him jump, and as a result, fall out of the ship.]

.............what did I make

[𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙁𝙖𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙣 @BlazingRacer]

"WAKE UP, @PortTownPilot, WE MADE IT!!!"

[Captain Falcon @PortTownPilot]

Perfectly mirroring my mental state, really

[𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙁𝙖𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙣 @BlazingRacer]

"Keep your head up, King. Your helmet and your crown are kinda falling apart."

[Captain Falcon @PortTownPilot]

Can't have NOTHIN in this house

[Captain Falcon @PortTownPilot]

Man I can never catch a break

[Robin @ValliteQueen]

I can say "look at my man" and he's no longer a fiancé.

I have a husband.

I HAVE A HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Captain Falcon @PortTownPilot]

baby steps you're gonna make it

just like we're gonna get a new game one day

[𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙁𝙖𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙣 @BlazingRacer]

Whoops, looks like someone's about to be second place among the Falcon ranking. The other one being a king, a god, a father, and husband to a pretty dragon queen is something that can't easily be topped.

[Captain Falcon @PortTownPilot]

IT'S BEEN THREE LONG YEARS

WE FINALLY DID IT

[Robin @ValliteQueen]

[ @ValliteQueen and @PortTownPilot have tied the knot. ]

https://t.co/w9uVa34PTn

[Captain Falcon @PortTownPilot]

@ValliteQueen More or less, yeah. This has been going on for so long, let's just get it done and then do the rest later.

[Robin @ValliteQueen]

TRY AND END IT ON A HAPPIER NOTE THAN IT BEGAN!

THAT SAID, WE LIKE TO HAVE A CELEBRATION OF US FINALLY TYING THIS KNOT AFTER THREE YEARS.

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO INVITE EVERYONE YOU KNOW FOR A NIGHT OF FUN, MERRIMENT, AND OTHER THINGS!!

WE WILL SETTLE ON A TAG SOON!

THANK YOU!!

[Robin @ValliteQueen]

So uh.

HELLO SMASH PEOPLE. AND OTHERS.

(I'm very poor at this. ;;;;;; )

I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT @PortTownPilot AND I WILL BE GETTING MARRIED IN THE NEAR FUTURE CIRCA END OF 2020!

I KNOW THIS YEAR HAS BEEN EXTREMELY ROUGH AND CRUEL TO MANY PEOPLE, BUT WE WOULD LIKE TO-

[Captain Falcon @PortTownPilot]

IT'S TIME

[Captain Falcon @PortTownPilot]

OKAY OKAY I GET IT YOU'RE RIGHT

Your time will come too!!

[𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙁𝙖𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙣 @BlazingRacer]

FROM ONE FALCON TO ANOTHER, ive had about 4 love interests in a span of 5 years all get ripped away from me

and you're stuck in engagement hell for three years, MARRY THAT WOMAN

[Captain Falcon @PortTownPilot]

...you know. Fair point.

We'll figure it out.

[Robin @ValliteQueen]

Other Douglas said we should soon, we should do this to shove 2020 out the door with a foot up its backside.

[Captain Falcon @PortTownPilot]

oh god

[Captain Falcon @PortTownPilot]

...........it really has been three years huh

[Captain Falcon @PortTownPilot]

ARE WE ACTUALLY IN A GOOD POSITION TO DO THE THING SOON???

[Robin @ValliteQueen]

HONEYYYYYYYYYY, WE HAVE TO DO THE THING SOON. @PortTownPilot

[Captain Falcon @PortTownPilot]

I love you too, Robin. Keep doing your thing.

[Robin @ValliteQueen]

Have I told you I love you?

I love you, Douglas. So much. So very much.