Portable Cosmos

I am a meat popsicle. I collect spores, molds and fungus. It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage.

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Just a half cracked, moderately unhinged, free range human being, out here totally unsupervised operating on nothing but caffeine and pure unadulterated spite till the lights go out!

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@Oilfield_Rando Remember who you are white boy!!!

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@therealbuni

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@CorpseKings "I hope they have cigarettes in hell!"

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@derek__olson *some liberal arts professor getting ready to tell you that this is just a natural geologic rock formation 🙄

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@q_slavic If you can't take the heat... get out of the fucking kitchen!!!

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Thread the fucking needle.

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@quazoly People think the apocalypse happens with violent mayhem and chaos... nope. Things just get so utterly stupid that civilization grinds to a halt.

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@GENIC0N

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@DIYDisclosure

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@quazoly @ApplePodcasts Are you a Mexi-can or a Mexi-cant Bill?!?!

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@DungeonNoir

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@BeSaintly

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@East10Outpost Jimmy must be protected at all costs!

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@barsanuphius77 Ha! You posed the last one like a question but it's actually just the final option...
- Anything Else!

Also you forgot the The 13th Warrior bro!!!

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There is only one relevant retelling of The Odyssey... #TheOdyssesy

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@GENIC0N When they cut off the meth and anti depressants supply so many people are going to crumble! Those of us who are out here raw dogging life will be like gods!

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You don't "got to!"
You "get to!"

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"Anyone who doesn't want you to eat ice cream is a communist!"

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@SRkeste90798 @jjreeves Bro!

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@quazoly @joelgaines Wait?!? There are people who don't love The Abyss?!? Ed Harris is the man!!!