zach

a laughing, irresponsible japer of jabberwocky and jive

[zach @Portal606]

feels like the venn diagram of people who have seen Gattaca and people who know who ratboy genius is has very little overlap

[dale @sixasscat]

#WhenShitGetsBrownWillYouStickAround?

[zach @Portal606]

might go trick-or-treating in the hopes that someone is giving out estrogen

[Marco @MakoSharkIsBad]

@rugvn @Portal606 Ok

[zach @Portal606]

nuclear waste spikes will never be real 😔

[triple cheeseburger @triplchii]

long term nuclear waste storage is really cool and interesting thematically and in terms of vibes, but the idea kinda falls apart once you learn that nuclear waste isn't as big of an issue as you might think it is

[zach @Portal606]

@Melu_kachow @darfourdar @smokestackx3 what song?

[zach @Portal606]

like what do we even do now

[zach @Portal606]

cant believe we fucking missed #shrimpweek2023

[zach @Portal606]

look forward to my two and a half hour youtube video essay called Jonni Phillips Finger Theory

[zach @Portal606]

classes havent even started yet

[zach @Portal606]

and we are so back

[zach @Portal606]

fuck me

[boobalover77 @smokestackx3]

what the fuck

[zach @Portal606]

@smokestackx3

[zach @Portal606]

@Abb3turss0n i know right?

[zach @Portal606]

@darfourdar I LIKED BEFORE I KNOW AND NOW I KNOW

[zach @Portal606]

@GRA3L_ what?

[zach @Portal606]

i need one

[Guardian news @guardiannews]

US to give away free lighthouses as GPS makes them unnecessary https://t.co/LLOylu3OiU

[zach @Portal606]

@GRA3L_ truly an ally

[zach @Portal606]

@katywathenn the college experience

[zach @Portal606]

fuck me

[zach @Portal606]

update: it has evolved into me repeating out loud “phone keys” while tapping the respective pockets

[zach @Portal606]

@pandaxehd i woke up the ra and said i was vewy sowwy

[zach @Portal606]

fucking last week of the semester too