Portalmon

Sometimes

[Portalmon @Portalmonteau]

@pants Immaculate vibes

[Sam Neill @TwoPaddocks]

When the world seems close to pear shaped,
When leaders fill you with despair
When things look dark and dreary
And love seems far too rare -
CUDDLE A DUCK
[ It works ...]

[Mean Gene @mean_gene_real]

The Fart Regime (1/3):

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@hausofdecline Does he also have a giant key for his prescription door?

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@preciousvenusxo Awwwww

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@GenePark First season I really liked, second season felt awfully rushed, very hit and miss since then (Eddie was rad though)

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@GenePark "Stranger Things, sweet Stranger things, I always hated it"

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@godiva_ghoul Reminds me of @TheInsaneum in the best way

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@preciousvenusxo Wowwowwow

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@godiva_ghoul [Witty response of intellectual cultured-ness] and also wow what a goddess

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@godiva_ghoul Your art is just delightful

[matthew diarrhea mandli @matthew_mandli]

Being an older student fucking rules. You? Afraid to raise your hand in class. Me? eating a ziploc of scrambled eggs in the front row. I’m interrupting the professor with a question that’s actually a statement. I clear my throat so loud it sets off a car alarm

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@preciousvenusxo That's rad. Cretaceously bodacious even

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@beetlemoses Other team has no baleen the net, having a whale of a time

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@HeavenleeBunnie Don't let the bastards get you down

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@urgfsmuse Comedy is all about building tension and then the release

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@givemetuesday (Incredibly brave and upstanding voice) Not me