The Porter Cottage

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[The Porter Cottage @PorterCottage]

Right, that’s it, we are only opening on February 29th from now on. Sod you all.

[The Porter Cottage @PorterCottage]

*frowns* *hard stare*

[The Porter Cottage @PorterCottage]

Tempted not to open until 10pm tonight, then we’ll shut at half ten.

[The Porter Cottage @PorterCottage]

Oh fuck, nearly opening time. You watch, as soon as we open people will start coming in. I hate customers me. Bastards.

[The Porter Cottage @PorterCottage]

Oh Christ. Friday. I hate Fridays. More people seem to want to come in to my pub on a Friday. Bastards.