Global Thermonuclear War

in the bleak midwinter

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[Spike @spikesguides]

They're bottling them now.

You're laughing and they're bottling them.

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Rare aesthetic: it’s 9pm in the middle of June and it’s still light out, and the days are still getting longer

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It was insanely chill of the founding fathers to plan in advance for the 250th anniversary of our country to be on a Saturday. That was dope of them

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0/2 on the hunt for the grimace cup.

No duplicate though so that’s a positive. The nuggets were hitting tn too.

Taking tomorrow off to regroup and rethink strategy.

And maybe work in a plate of grilled chicken and vegetables.

See you Saturday @McDonalds

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0/1 on the hunt for the grimace cup

See you tonight for dinner for round 2 @McDonalds

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@spectatorindex NJF vindicated again. Israel pisses in our face yet again, we don’t actually do anything about it in response, but Trump will seed these types of “tough guy” stories through the media that he’s fed up with Netanyahu, all while our posture towards Israel remains entirely unchanged

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The sun is shining, a crisp mexi in the mitt,

Need it be any more complicated than this?

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Any time I am struck with a moment of profound introspection, my brain will automatically counter with the thought “or maybe I’m just an autistic retard”

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This says less about any imminent doom to the United States and more about a rootless, transnational ruling class who feel no moral duty to our country getting to come and go as they please.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Peter Thiel has temporarily relocated his family to Argentina, enrolled his children in school there, and bought property, partly due to Thiel’s concerns about the United States’ future, per NYT.

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Old people really just be falling over

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When you lost your one chance at young love so you genuinely js have to aura farm like this for the rest of your life

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365 days in a year and sometimes you have to waste 1 doing nothing but nursing a headache that feels like someone drove a power drill behind your eyes. Pure survival mode today fellas fuuuuuck

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Tim Dillon on America: “We’re not the high school bully anymore. We’re the weird kid who may have a gun. We’re not the bully, we’re not the jock, we’re not the quarterback. This is not Top Gun, we are not Tom Cruise. We’re the college kid who keeps going to the high school parties. We’re a pedophile and we may have a gun”

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Listening to the new drake album for the first time while mowing the lawn

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Imagine you’re a 50 year old man, putting in 40, 50, 60 hour weeks sometimes for decades on end, work your fingers to the bone to put a roof over your kids heads and food on the table, and some punk ahh kid walks up your driveway with his shit eating little grin and this sign to ask your daughter to the prom. As her dad how do you not beat the piss out of this kid

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@ReclaimD1 Holy shit those eyes lol. This woman is batshit insane

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@theepicmap Probably good

[jacob jones @jacobfuknjones]

I've made a poetry book.

It's titled "poems to read while smoking cigarettes," and is a collection of poems to read while smoking cigarettes, as one may expect.

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Hold the line, NEETs. Another lockdown is on the horizon

[NBC News @NBCNews]

It has been assumed that hantavirus is contagious only if someone is in close contact with someone who’s having symptoms. Some experts now suggest it’s possible it may be more contagious than thought. https://t.co/IuZVsniv9d