C🖤

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

[j♡ ̆̈ •. @reidrexia]

consciously getting 10k steps and unconsciously getting 10k steps is two different ballparks i swear

[Frankie “Hot Damn” Kirk @DomingoDomigzz]

Holy shit holy shit holy shit #handicapstall

[jackson 🇪🇸 @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Can Apple use common knowledge, if my phone is on silent but I set an alarm, Why tf do you think I would want an alarm to be SILENT.?

[Kongo @KongoFuture]

HOW DID THIS NOT MAKE THE ALBUM

[Baby🎴 @jazmyngabriella]

Zaxbys is better than raising canes

[toxic king @toxicking]

As a calm respectful man, I like crazy bitches

[JOKAMRREDPILLZ @JOKAQARMY1]

People destroying Flock Cameras 📷 all over the place. 👀

[Comrade Misty is Putin’s Buddy @SarcasmStardust]

This is the shit that makes me proud to be American.

[C🖤 @Portier2x]

@Greenspatxh @Kurrco Wtf

[dyl @incncel]

i hate people that use ts as “this”
shut the fuck up

[C🖤 @Portier2x]

WHY IS NO ONE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE MORE FROM AUTHOR FEATURE IN THE REPLIES ITS SO BAD😭

[27. @dimvji]

concerts will have you staring at the taller person in front of you wondering why they were born

[Ruff | VRChat Furry VTuber @AFurryAnimal]

How it feels when you unstick your balls from the side of your legs 🍒🐕‍🦺