Hannah Hoover

Freckles, shark lover, questioner of pretty much everything. Usually dreaming about papaya coleslaw and uninterrupted naps.

[Panagis Galiatsatos, MD, MHS @panagis21]

Daughter told me a boy asked her out in school.

Me: What did you say?

8 yo: I said I can speak 3 languages and was the lead in my camp’s play. What can he offer.

Me: 😳

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

👊

[Hannah Hoover @PortlandGirl07]

That song that Adam Sandler sings to Drew Barrymore on the plane in The Wedding Singer is the national anthem for all People with Acts of Service as their primary love language. This is gospel truth.

[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

i dont simply go through airport security. i have a goal. i want everyone in line to be blown away by my efficiency. i want to be celebrated as i push my belongings across the table. i want TSA to offer me a job (i’ll decline). i want people talking about me at their gate. glory.

[Hannah Hoover @PortlandGirl07]

When Ernest Hemingway said “Write hard and clear about what hurts.” He wasn’t wrong, but damn, it’s a bitch to do exactly that.

[Ciara @Ciara_BK]

23 yr old hits on me. I tell him im 30. He says “oh so can I get your email then”

10/10

[Hannah Hoover @PortlandGirl07]

😭😍

[Joseph Gordon-Levitt @hitRECordJoe]

Today is the anniversary of 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU... it came out on this date back in 1999.

[filmaroni @filmaroni]

Losing my mind over the items in the Oscar nominees’ gift bag this year. We truly are peasants to these people.

[Kaitlin Ruiz @Kaitlin_M_Ruiz]

for years my dad has argued that what the world needs is “the travel taco” i.e. a taco with sealed edges to keep all the filling from falling out while you’re on the move. and for years my mom has patiently explained the concept of burritos.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

“When Joe Rogan says, ‘I wasn't being racist. I was just being entertaining.’ - No, Joe, I think you were using racism to try to be entertaining.” -Trevor unpacks Rogan's N-word and Planet of the Apes apologies

[Shane Claiborne @ShaneClaiborne]

Bryan Stevenson would make a good Supreme Court justice. Just saying…

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

When Chipotle be hitting it be HITTING
When it be missing it be MISSING

[🌊𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽𝓞𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓼🌊 @ArtisticWhit_]

I don’t like the fact that we are all sitting here counting down the minutes of an innocent man’s life. I want it to be a normal day, but knowing that this man is about to be murdered for a crime he did not commit, and could have been granted clemency I’m sick.
#JusticeforJulius

[Hannah Hoover @PortlandGirl07]

.@GovStitt this is not what our justice system is supposed to do. Oklahoma cannot execute an innocent man. Please save Julius Jones’ life and take the recommendation of your Pardon and Parole Board and commute his sentence to life with the possibility of parole. #JusticeforJulius

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

White folks did this over a fair election and you want me to believe the Civil War wasn’t over slavery?