Randy

Semiprofessional Robber Baron and amateur retiree. Has as many GRAMMYs as NSYNC

[Randy @PortlandRandy]

@tommygoodwin I don’t know what that means but it sounds like a threat

[Randy @PortlandRandy]

@tommygoodwin You mean how they cheated and never should have been allowed to play in the playoffs?

[Randy @PortlandRandy]

@elonmusk what is this bullshit

[Randy @PortlandRandy]

@tommygoodwin Golesh will get y’all right. Only team to hold us to under 50 this season and I don’t think Vandy is as bad as everybody thinks

[Randy @PortlandRandy]

@tommygoodwin First game in a long time that didn’t make me walk out of the room and call it quits

[Randy @PortlandRandy]

@tommygoodwin What in tarnation?

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

Florida State is looking into bringing back Jimbo Fisher as head coach if they fire Mike Norvell, per @BruceFeldmanCFB.

Fisher reportedly "really wants the job" after spending 8 seasons as the Seminoles' HC and winning a national championship in 2013.

[Randy @PortlandRandy]

@tommygoodwin lol I say this quote every time somebody casually mentions Auburn to me

[Randy @PortlandRandy]

@tommygoodwin They get beat up by Alabama this weekend and they really will fire Norvell

[On3 @On3]

BREAKING: Florida State has fired athletic director Michael Alford, @PeteNakos confirms.

https://t.co/34l3xYTdXt

[Randy @PortlandRandy]

@tommygoodwin It’s No3 so it’s fake but the disappointed FSU fans in the comments are killing me 😂😂

[Randy @PortlandRandy]

@tommygoodwin “What’s this button do?” ass program

[Randy @PortlandRandy]

@tommygoodwin When the nice lady asked Golesh if if felt different to win at Auburn and ol boy deadpanned “I don’t know” I about died laughing

[Randy @PortlandRandy]

@tommygoodwin I know. Maybe god really did forget about him

[Randy @PortlandRandy]

@tommygoodwin They do love their banners

[Randy @PortlandRandy]

@tommygoodwin These are always my favorite

[Randy @PortlandRandy]

@tommygoodwin Maybe we get lucky, some dude that’s our age wins and walks in there with the Playbook from Little Giants

[Randy @PortlandRandy]

@tommygoodwin This exchange is frying me

[Randy @PortlandRandy]

@tommygoodwin I mean it will stop the conference realignment, right after both Conferences pillage the poors