Fred Portlandia

Portland - where 20-year-olds go to retire.

[Fred Portlandia @PortlandiaFred]

@portlandiacarie @portlandiacarie Well written.

[Fred Portlandia @PortlandiaFred]

@portlandiacarie I saw that. Did you read that thing in Dwell about all the mid-century houses?

[Fred Portlandia @PortlandiaFred]

@portlandiacarie @portlandiacarie Yup

[Fred Portlandia @PortlandiaFred]

@portlandiacarie Uh huh.

[Fred Portlandia @PortlandiaFred]

@portlandiacarie @portlandiacarie I did not like the end of it

[Fred Portlandia @PortlandiaFred]

@portlandiacarie did you read it?

[Fred Portlandia @PortlandiaFred]

@portlandiacarie @portlandiacarie I did. Did you read that thing in Spin about all those festivals?

[Fred Portlandia @PortlandiaFred]

@portlandiacarie Yup

[Fred Portlandia @PortlandiaFred]

@portlandiacarie Different Daughters. We can order that for you. It'll take a year to get here.

[Fred Portlandia @PortlandiaFred]

You might ask yourself, Why buy hand-crafted lightbulbs? Is it the price? No. These are $68 each.

[Fred Portlandia @PortlandiaFred]

@portlandiacarie @portlandiacarie Yes.

[Fred Portlandia @PortlandiaFred]

@portlandiacarie Yes

[Fred Portlandia @PortlandiaFred]

@portlandiacarie @portlandiacarie did you read it?

[Fred Portlandia @PortlandiaFred]

We don't want top-selling authors in our bookstore. We want bottom-selling authors.

[Fred Portlandia @PortlandiaFred]

@portlandiacarie @portlandiacarie Beginning to end.

[Fred Portlandia @PortlandiaFred]

Do you want to see my impression of Donna? OK, this is her filing things.

[Fred Portlandia @PortlandiaFred]

@portlandiacarie I did. Did you read that thing in Spin about all those festivals?

[Fred Portlandia @PortlandiaFred]

@portlandiacarie @portlandiacarie sure

[Fred Portlandia @PortlandiaFred]

Do the chickens, like, put their wing around another one and just, ya know, pal around?

[Fred Portlandia @PortlandiaFred]

@portlandiacarie @portlandiacarie I did not like the end of it.