I’ve now gone on, not one but two dates, where the man told me they were valedictorian of their school and did not know how to pronounce valedictorian.
deleting my dating apps bc I wanna meet someone the old fashion way (fall in love w/a mill worker my parents don’t approve of, move, get engaged to a rich guy, see mill worker in newspaper for house he restored, have to choose between fiancé and mill worker, choose mill worker)