FakeRobPortman

Can you believe I was once considered a candidate for POTUS? Neither can I, lol. And neither can my constituents. Parody account. (duh).

[FakeRobPortman @PortmanFake]

@Jim_Jordan Not my (gerrymandered) district... but who votes for this asshole? And why? What has he done to make your life better?

[FakeRobPortman @PortmanFake]

@Jim_Jordan Are we really supposed to take uneducated advice on infectious disease from a "lawyer" who couldn't pass the bar exam? Uh, no thanks. Do what you do best, Gym... watch and listen, but don't speak.

[FakeRobPortman @PortmanFake]

@DavidPepper I blame myself too...

[FakeRobPortman @PortmanFake]

Later biatches!

[FakeRobPortman @PortmanFake]

@senrobportman Yeah, what I said... deeply concerned. Now where's my pumpkin spice latte?

[FakeRobPortman @PortmanFake]

I'm deeply concerned... now where's my pumpkin spice latte?

[Rob Portman @robportmanOH]

Deeply concerned with the ongoing fighting between Armenia & Azerbaijan over the Nagorno-Karabakh region.

My view has been clear from the start: Both sides need to put down their weapons and come to the table to negotiate a peaceful end to this decades-long disagreement.

[FakeRobPortman @PortmanFake]

@senrobportman @TheBushCenter Congrats Rob... this tweet was the tipping point where you became a parody of yourself and I decided you'd earned a (parody) account of your own. Looking forward ensuring your defeat in 2022. Sincerely, @PortmanFake