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[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

Patient zero of the “bleed from every orifice and puke your guts out” virus heading straight for the nearest international airport

[Beauregard “Snoopy” Lee @rollcallsec]

If I ever have a daughter and she gets posted on “Campus Legends” I’m sliming everyone in my immediate vicinity out

[🦇 @Salmtz9x]

"The Batman 2 has been delayed to 2029"

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

as a student, the most comforting words you'll ever hear are "i haven't started either."

[A @andres_pinot]

el concepto de extrañar una amistad que no quieres de vuelta https://t.co/ktboyxtU9k

[Sosa✧. @vvsosa]

halloween back then used to be terrifying now it’s just ass and t*tties

[doe 𝜗ৎ @vanillefwn]

Cuando te das cuenta que estudiar si da resultados

[Mel𖹭 @melsouff]

Adoro como todo mundo ainda chama o Twitter de Twitter https://t.co/PRtIfjQfEc

[longlivemir @foresthillbaby]

conservatives b talking to grok like jarvis

[Paige @GRUGCEL]

drove a car without power steering for like 4 years and it felt like this

[Edem 🇬🇭 💀 #BoomGusto #BoomFofana @King__Edem]

Almost $60 to fill up a fucking Honda Accord 💔🕊️

[Kyle Tibbitts @KyleTibbitts]

“These edibles ain’t shit…”

45 minutes later:

[stella @yoonogy]

every day really just feels like this

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

How Charlie Kirk would’ve been moving debating these Lindsay Clancy supporters:

[m @5bjude]

that twitter scroll session after your team just won

[simo @PortolaniSimone]

@CristoEstRei @dreitabunnie Im a minor

[simo @PortolaniSimone]

@casey_shy @ayeejuju You look fatherless