Jack Regan

Wolves & booze. Drunken rambling about bullseye and other nonsense.

[Jack Regan @PortowolfWard]

@itvfootball @sammatterface @LeeDixon2 This seems an unnecessary thing to post whilst Scotland are losing on your channel?

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@ConorOrr 😂 And this is why the world hates America 😉

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@OscillateWWFC @TheHallsWolves I've thrown six darts since February 2020 so we're definitely in the same boat on that score 😁

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@FootballCliches #COVPNE Gary Weaver up to his usual tricks with "Coventry currently bossing this pitch and owning their land" 2-0 up after 40 minutes against Preston. Not even a derby game either.

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Brandi Carlile has stolen one of Scott Parker's suits. #SuperBowl #nfl

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I feel amazingly sorry if that's AJ Styles final ever match in front of such a bunch of soulless sports washing wankers. #royalrumblelive #wwe

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Wow! Harrison Mevis is 23? That's one tough paper round he had. #NFLPlayoffs #Rams

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@ConorOrr Logically it's so he can use the touchscreen on his iPad. Illogically it's because he has a cyborg left hand so he can now throw the ball with both hands.

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Tom Brady clearly has a cyborg left hand, slowly slipping to the dark side like Anakin. #NFL #StarWars #foxnfl

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Has anyone ever seen Sedlacek and Gilberg in the same room? #PDCWorldDartsChampionship #wwe #darts

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@LiamKeen_Star *resigning Doherty*

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@LiamKeen_Star Excellent! I could fight Mike Tyson but I'd still get the absolute s**t beat out of me. The inferior footballers we've racked up the last two years (like recognising Doherty) are the reason we're going down.

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#BigGameNight almost feel sorry for @OsiUmenyiora for being part of this shambles of a broadcast (not down to him). However I know he getting paid and at least he still gets to have a laugh with J Bell on a Monday on their YouTube show.

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@DanHanzus @MikeDugar Or not!

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@DanHanzus Jiiiiiiiiim!

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@DanHanzus "Young!" Not sure that he needs to shout the players names every single play though.

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@BBCMOTD Interesting choice for him considering the derogatory language he used toward Romain Saiss (resulting in a multi game suspension) when he was a Newcastle player.

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Keith Andrews giving serious Kirsh from alien earth vibes in that outfit. Just dye his hair silver and he's there. #MOTD #BrentfordFC

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So alien earth is basically going to turn into @Herring1967 and the curious alien right?