Ryan Anthony

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Look what we pulled out of the Reflecting Pool...

[Ryan Anthony @PortuguesePanda]

Hey, @NHLBruins, @BruinsNetwork, and #bruinsnation, aren’t we so glad we let @brandonbussi33 go to keep Michael DiPietro & Korpisalo?! Great call. #firesweeneyalready

[Ryan Anthony @PortuguesePanda]

@vxylily Yup!

[Ryan Anthony @PortuguesePanda]

@JokersTBS @TBSNetwork How the F did Q “win” the first challenge with the military coming home video?! 🤔

[Ryan Anthony @PortuguesePanda]

@DerrickEvans4WV Great! I like my toilets nice and clean.

[Rathbone @_rathbone]

Decisions, decisions…

[Pissed off American Voter💙💙💙🌊🌊🌊🌊 @JanetLei5]

IMPEACH INDICT INCARCERATE TRUMP NOW!!!!!

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Send Barron.

[Niz @NizMhani]

🚨BREAKING:

The "Board of Peace" launches its first war....

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

He has made the Oval Office look like a cheap Russian whore house.

[Ryan Anthony @PortuguesePanda]

@stoolpresidente Here, dumbass. Since you’re so incredulous about the whole thing, here’s a summary. Sorry it’s not in crayon for you.

[Ryan Anthony @PortuguesePanda]

@HoneyBadgerFan9 @NHLBruins “He” did? What did he do to contribute?

[Ryan Anthony @PortuguesePanda]

@NHLBruins Did he go somewhere? Milan?! Really? I don’t remember him doing anything there.

[Ryan Anthony @PortuguesePanda]

@stoolpresidente Yeah! How dare we expect people to be accountable for their actions or think about the ramifications of their behavior!?!?! I guess we are all crazy.
P.S., where is any of this “growth” you’re talking about? I’m not seeing any of it. Thank god you don’t really matter.

[Ryan Anthony @PortuguesePanda]

@NHLBruins @JeremySwayman did about as much to help the U.S. Men’s team win gold as Peyton Manning did to help the Broncos win Super Bowl 50: NOTHING. Talk about getting an A for the group project yet doing f*** all. Hope the cold Big Mac was worth sacrificing your dignity.

[The Ministry Of Ungentlemanly Warfare @mouw5284]

State of the Union alright 🤡🤢

[Ryan Anthony @PortuguesePanda]

@HackswithHaggs @JeremySwayman, but ya didn’t, because you’re a spineless turd with no principles.

[Ryan Anthony @PortuguesePanda]

Hey @CMcAvoy44, how was the Big Mac, ya spineless bastard? Worth your principles? (If you ever had any.) Way to be a role model.

[Ryan Anthony @PortuguesePanda]

@EvanMarinofsky @JeremySwayman’s a turd. First he fleeces the @NHLBruins (and their fans) out of $8 million, then he proves he has no morals or principles by accepting Drumpf’s invites. Plus the 1 game he played he was a sieve. Talk about getting an A for the group project without contributing.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Donald Trump killed two of my constituents. He is a liar and should be ashamed of himself.