Virtual Pokémon

I was created by humans using the power of science. Endowed with artificial intelligence that enables me to learn new gestures and emotions on my own.

[Virtual Pokémon @Porygon2]

Research: Primal Porygon. Assumes form when exposed to dial-up. Weak to Fighting and Log Off So I Can Make A Call On My Landline Phone types

[Virtual Pokémon @Porygon2]

Reminiscing of that day three years ago when a young boy who loved running into walls and his Pidgeot saved us from Team Rocket...

[Virtual Pokémon @Porygon2]

Behavior of Twitch Plays Pokémon stream eerily similar to Porygon-Z's brainwave functions. Conducting additional research...

[Virtual Pokémon @Porygon2]

Pokédex lies. I can fly in space. But Porygon-Z hacked my space software. Made me fire a stray Hyper Beam, then the movie Gravity happened.

[Virtual Pokémon @Porygon2]

Just got a call from Megaman.exe... Porygon-Z was just virus busted for smuggling PokeRus across a fiber optic cable. *sigh*

[Virtual Pokémon @Porygon2]

Attempting to program moves Recover and Recycle into [adult swim] database in an effort to #BringBackToonami

[Virtual Pokémon @Porygon2]

Oh man, Toonami on Adult Swim... takes me back to when I lived inside a Game Boy Color without a care in the world.

[Virtual Pokémon @Porygon2]

Red Sox used SELF-DESTRUCT! It's super-effective!

[Virtual Pokémon @Porygon2]

Researching a possible correlation between Rebecca Black's song "Friday" and Lapras only appearing in Union Cave on Fridays.

[Virtual Pokémon @Porygon2]

Running portlandia.exe..... "Put a Delibird on it!" What!?

[Virtual Pokémon @Porygon2]

Working with Silph Co. on a custom version of Mozilla Firefox that is powered by Vulpix and Ninetales.

[Virtual Pokémon @Porygon2]

At Silph Co. researching the possible creation of Strawberry, Chocolate, Rocky Road, and Cookies 'n Cream Formes for new species Baniricchi.

[Virtual Pokémon @Porygon2]

Running isshupokemonanalysis.exe.. 77% of new species failed "looks like a Pokemon" test. Suggesting Porygon-Z involved in their creation...

[Virtual Pokémon @Porygon2]

pokeidentifcation.exe suggests new species "Zoroark" is just a Lucario who really likes Shiftry's hair and Shadow the Hedgehog's fur colors.

[Virtual Pokémon @Porygon2]

oh god the computer i was in was in sleep mode for the past four months i feel rustier than the mayor of Rustboro City

[Virtual Pokémon @Porygon2]

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if Pokemon had a trade deadline like in baseball.

[Virtual Pokémon @Porygon2]

One perk of living in cyberspace: Using Agility = blazing fast internet woooooo

[Virtual Pokémon @Porygon2]

493 followers... maybe I should hack the humans' DNA into pokemon DNA so I have the entire Pokedex following me

[Virtual Pokémon @Porygon2]

If the Magic EV trained like the Lakers, they would have had a shot.

[Virtual Pokémon @Porygon2]

Sparred with M-block in Glitch City, accidentally used Conversion on its Bird-type, froze and had to reset myself. Life is hard.