banned from 17 applebee's (so far)

29 | senior devsecops engineer | pkmn tcg & warframe enjoyer

A pathetic creature of meat and bone panting and sweating as I run naked through Applebee's.

[banned from 17 applebee's (so far) @PorygonPhD]

I no-hit the roaring knight twice last night but forgot to record the first one. very fun fight. https://t.co/GxEZvZYSOn #DELTARUNE #deltarunespoilers

[brandon* @brndxix]

the vivek ramaswamy hail mary was: listen up liberals, my opponent was sexually abused as child

[LazerPig @PigLazer]

If the head of the UKMoD had damaged something that belonged to Churchill because he childishly demanded it in his office the country would have collectively trebuchet'd him into the sea.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A Canadian man who told voters he had no idea what he was doing won the city council election

His campaign used messages like "Just trying to pay my rent" and "Let's see what happens?"

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Damn maybe we are pussy

[Val @shinyporygon2]

Anyone got a spare $1600

[Delinquent @DelinquentVideo]

"Played Base-Neo, ya know"
"On some cushy simulator"
"Try Toys"R"Us"

[ninajirachi @ninajirachi]

melbourne we are fucking our computers tonight

[Sin @Sinandinnocence]

This is so funny, I like Tame Impala but having Nina open for you is crazy cause she's gonna fucking tear the roof of the place then you gotta play to a crowd that just spent the last hour or so jumping nonstop to Nina haha

[banned from 17 applebee's (so far) @PorygonPhD]

@RadiantSneasler optimal switch detected

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

The inability of the left to distinguish between an imperfect ally and an enemy is the height of privilege and will be our downfall

[olyester @cco00oo]

boop

[“scary” berry 🫐🎃 @berry_gatherer]

Money talks but wealth whispers

[Skullz @szull0]

Me squeezing every last drop of me time out of the weekend at 2am

[Venkatesh @Venkydotdev]

the guy who gave up on programming in 2023

[noah❦(beanlette) @beanlette_]

i have a folder on my laptop where i save nice pictures people take of my visuals this one is saved in there forever now i think. thank u aria

[ninajirachi @ninajirachi]

i love my computer and it loves me <3

[7rq @gloccnim]

when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten

[banned from 17 applebee's (so far) @PorygonPhD]

@WendysIsFIRE133 i'm so sorry for your loss

[Rift❄ @ozilical_]

Worst part of driving man ts should be illegal