Pulte Poser

Parody account of people needing money from Mr. Pulte

[Pulte Poser @PoserPulte]

Jobs here! Get ur jobs here!
@pulte #TwitterPhilanthropy

[Eric Treece @COLOStormChaser]

Timelapse of the Joseph L Block backing out of @VisitGrandHaven this morning! #PureMichigan #Michigan

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I'll straight up take photos at a kissing booth and kiss folks in a photo booth I really don't give a shit anymore.

[Kyle Kashuv @KyleKashuv]

Chicago deep-dish “pizza” is closer to soup than Pizza.

[SilverAA @silveraa]

@realDonaldTrump I can't believe I am saying this but I agree with @tedcruz about @realDonaldTrump .

[Chris Hahn @ChristopherHahn]

Today is Thursday August 20, 2020 & @realDonaldTrump is still the worst President in US History. He is a threat to the Republic...

[Mike Madrid @madrid_mike]

Generic?

[BLACK LIVES MATTER, NO MATTER WHAT @tacomaliberal81]

Ms. Leslie Jones posted this on her IG.... we all need to find a way to vote, our lives literally depend on it this election #VoteBlue #VoteForDemocracy #VoteByMail2020 #VoteByOct22

[Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu]

@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews The biggest difference between the Presidential Race in 2020 and that of 2016 is that Trump completely destroyed our country, told Americans to inject bleach to kill the coronavirus, and even promoted whacked out doctors preaching about Demon Semen and hydroxychloroquine.

[Pulte Poser @PoserPulte]

Easily.

His fucked up, skewed vision of the nation and our future is that of an acid-taking, schizophrenic grandpa reading a crystal ball.

He shoulda been banned long ago!!!

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

How the hell did Bill Mitchell get banned from twitter?

[KatMcButterfly @KatMcButterfly]

Wtf is a fay-tilitie?

[Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu]

@realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends @MariaBartiromo This “suburban housewife” tweet is a racist dog whistle about white women being scared of black men invading their neighborhoods and threatening their safety. Trump, in his desperation and sinking polls, uses racism as his last ditch effort to save his floundering campaign.

[Ray Loewe @rloewe65]

I can not, and will not, vote for someone who uses the Constitution as a doormat and sees the rule of law only apply when it benefits himself personally. #LincolnVoter @ProjectLincoln

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

@realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends @MariaBartiromo help help, the president's brain is stuck in the 1950s

[Pulte Poser @PoserPulte]

Mr. @PoserPulte I've devised a plan to replace the entire Great Lakes ferry system with submarines.

I need $750,000 for dredging fees and venture capital.

[Pulte Poser @PoserPulte]

Mr. @pulte I bought a previously owned car without a back up camera and no bluetooth for hands free phone use.

I need $1500 f̵o̵r̵ ̵a̵ ̵n̵e̵w̵ ̵s̵t̵e̵r̵e̵o̵,̵ ̵a̵ ̵b̵a̵c̵k̵u̵p̵ ̵c̵a̵m̵e̵r̵a̵ ̵a̵n̵d̵ ̵@̵A̵n̵d̵r̵o̵i̵d̵ ̵c̵o̵n̵n̵e̵c̵t̵i̵o̵n̵ to make my car safer.

[Pulte Poser @PoserPulte]

Mr. @pulte Spent my last dollar building a three story garage on the property across the street from our house.

I need $150,000 for a bridge to reach my garage on foot.

[Pulte Poser @PoserPulte]

Mr @pulte My single Roomba isn't cleaning my house thoroughly enough.

Please remit $18,000 to purchase 25 new robot vacuums to keep my staircase clean.