PoshScouse

Homing Pigeon type Scouser. Blue, not red. Gobby mare. Not as young as I was but not as old as I will be. Writes a bit here ➡️ @provocopublish. #buymyfkinbooks.

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Anyway, me and my gobby little self have gone to bed. So, goodnight and God bless everyone ❤️🙏🏻 xx

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@Fiery40 This place sometimes isn't very social! Xx 😘

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These two timelines still piss me off. Thought of someone today, like, 'Haven't seen so and so for ages' and there he was - lurking on my For You timeline but despite he and I following each other, his posts NEVER show up on my Following timeline. #dailytwitterrant

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Are you #inbedwithabook yet? Get your @AmazonKindle out and check if you've bought @markliampiggott 's JAM GENERATION yet. If not, why not? THE funniest read this year if you're over fifty and Just About Managing. If you're not, read it anyway and get a taste of things to come!

https://t.co/4fMu9MoW6G

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#SpendSundaywithaBook... bit late but you could take your @AmazonKindle to bed with you and read @JHwritingbooks 's latest novel, Secrets of Scandals Past. Although be warned, it's a great read so you'll be kept awake!

https://t.co/gioyHya2sJ

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@HRPuffandstuff2 You're a chef?

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That was a bit of a disaster. Kitchen is still standing, which is good and only slightly scorched, not burnt. I did get briefly distracted by Malcolm and The Bin (s) - yes, it's recycling week so that means two bins each plus the garden waste, if you've been fool enough to pay for having something you can burn, taken away by the bin men. 🙄

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@DavidSp22793022 I make myself laugh every time I look in a mirror 🪞 🤣 xx

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@mark_radbourne Don't let him hear you insulting his bins!!!

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@flabini95 Nothing edible 😫😂 xx

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Right, I'm off to burn the kitchen for a bit.

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@awtwsafc1973 Cheers!

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@Daveycrockett58 They're always on stand by for me! 😂 xx

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@mat9364585 Always needed when I'm around, Tony. Not cos I'm a pyrotechnic or anything! Just a lousy cook 🍳 xx

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@littlejomini1 There's a song in there! Xx 😘

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Have you guessed yet? #secrettweet

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@AngelaG83461886 Definitely, Angela xx 😘

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Anyway, had a little nod back to sleep this morning. Then I went out and now I've got back! (I did shower and get dressed before I went out. I didn't just step out of bed and go out, you understand). So, Good evening everyone ❤️ are we good?

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@Daithi2020 I getchya!

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Well!

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@HRPuffandstuff2 Oh. *flattered 🤭

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Right, you lot! I'm busy writing all these fab little novels, so you'd better buy my latest one - THE KNITTING CIRCLE is out soon! Pre-Order from 1st September!

*How's that for publicity and marketing?

#newnovel #cosycrime #murdermystery #comingsoon

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Don't want to worry any of you living in Bexley, but you're now part of Africa. Sorry about that.