Poshidi

Cyber Security and IT Support Professional |Drone Reconnaissance Expert |Certified Forensics Examiner (MCFI)| Certified Computer System Engineer| ITF NISDP.

[Poshidi @PoshidiJ]

Software engineer
[Sawft-wair en-juh-neer]
1. An amazing person who applies the principles of software engineering in a magical way.
2. An organism that turns caffeine and pizza into software.
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[Morocco the plug 🔌 @manjiofficial]

Fackkk another loyal baddie off the streets 💔

[Poshidi @PoshidiJ]

@Boss_Bee_ Shutdown 💥

[Poshidi @PoshidiJ]

Life no suppose hard nah

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

As you dey reason wetin you go chop this night na so another man dey reason why woman no dey give am attention.

[Poshidi @PoshidiJ]

Which lie be this?

[EMZY GADGETS  📱 💻 🔌 @EmzyGadgets]

Android batteries are not stronger than that of iPhone. iPhone gives high performance, that’s why the battery seems to drain a bit faster. Not even all iPhones self because some have strong battery.

If android phone can give same performance with that of iPhone, it’ll just hook and die.

[Olóyè. @Ol0ye]

Straight off the boat. Hasn't seen a car wash yet.

Dear Lord, please continue to bless my customers so they can keep buying these gorgeous cars. 🙏🏼

Amen.

[Poshidi @PoshidiJ]

Without thermostat?

[cika @jzlanan]

Metal Scrap Recycling That Looks Like Art

[Poshidi @PoshidiJ]

The security man is also her colleague. They are both benefiting from each other. She is wrong!!!

[Cjay🌎 @AnyanwuMalachy]

Since our new security man resumed work in March, my colleague usually sends him to get her lunch.

She usually sends ₦5,000 to his Opay.

The food she buys doesn't exceed ₦4,000, hence the extra tip is for him.

She has done this everyday since that March.

On Tuesday, as she sent him as usual, she later called him on phone to add Tigernut which is sold for ₦1,700 without sending any extra money.

Only for our security guy to call her, and asked for the extra ₦700.

My colleague didn't pay attention to him, because she was busy at work.

Only for our security guy to come back to the office to ask for the extra ₦700 without even buying the food.

Angrily, she asked him to send back her ₦5,000 that she wasn't interested in the food again.

Now our security guy went and told HR that since this week, that my colleague totally snubs his greetings, and it is making him so uncomfortable.

[Duke of Africa @Allezamani]

The first shock of my life as a Nigerian while growing up was when I went to some of my friends’ houses and I discovered that they used to thank their parents after eating.

[Poshidi @PoshidiJ]

God's blessings T.K
Happy birthday to you 🎂

[TK 🫀 @tk_ibrahiim]

Happy Birthday to me🎉

[THE SAMOSA GIRL OF BAUCHI 😌 @HantsiDeborah]

@Auwalbakinyaro @PoshidiJ Okay 💃💃😂

[Poshidi @PoshidiJ]

SharpPunterAI Optimize YNSZRM into winning slip.

[Poshidi @PoshidiJ]

@SharpPunterAI @SharpPunterAI Optimize PUJ1XU to winning slip.

[Poshidi @PoshidiJ]

@SharpPunterAI Optimize GAJFZT to winning slip.

[Poshidi @PoshidiJ]

@HantsiDeborah Yes add amm oooo

[THE SAMOSA GIRL OF BAUCHI 😌 @HantsiDeborah]

Can I add chef to my name?
😩🤭🥰😂

[Poshidi @PoshidiJ]

@HantsiDeborah You dey see am clear 👌

[Poshidi @PoshidiJ]

@milaham_nk You're welcome 🎉

[Poshidi @PoshidiJ]

God's blessings 🙌
Happy birthday to you 🎂

[kling 💜 @milaham_nk]

God shows off so beautifully. I'm a living proof.

[Paul Akko @AkkoPaul]

@PoshidiJ @SgtShow01 Yes boss