Noel Cottrell

[Noel Cottrell @possehaver]

The @StubHub and @FIFAcom ticket dance is the very worst. Have had tix for months to the 🇿🇦🇨🇿 Thursday game - they showing in StubHub but can’t get it in FIFA app for game entry. Hours on calls with StubHub ‘we’ll escalate’ just never gets resolved. Clock is ticking 🫠⏱️⚽️🏟️

[Noel Cottrell @possehaver]

@KaiCenat you planning on raiding @tonyparker ‘s pantry & swapping the tinned goods for @NandosUSA at your in-house Nando’s tomorrow 🙏🧡🔥🐔

[Noel Cottrell @possehaver]

@Trevornoah you planning on dropping off any canned goods at @NandosUSA for #MandelaDay2025 #pantryraid ?

[Lipton Tea @Lipton]

Lifting the cup two times in a row was pretty special🏆☕️🏆☕️. Congratulations to this year’s winners 🦅 from your friends @Lipton

[Noel Cottrell @possehaver]

Iron-deficient Mike Tyson 🥊

Mad respect for going the distance though.

[Clem 🏆 @TheClemReport]

If you get an I Voted sticker for voting early, you should be able to scan it on your TV and all political ads should be replaced by normal commercials

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

Things are going great over at the Trump Madison Square Garden rally.

Hulk Hogan is struggling to tear off his shirt.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

The Texas students just got a call reversed by throwing trash on the field 💀

This is now a good strategy

[Noel Cottrell @possehaver]

@flosports any help getting connected to the @Springboks v Argentina game 😬😬😬

[Noel Cottrell @possehaver]

From this moment on if someone is too much, I’ll just say ‘they’re the Paris Olympics Opening Ceremony’.

[Noel Cottrell @possehaver]

‘My insults to the chef’. Something I just considered saying out loud to the nurse practitioner who emptied my tray after my hospital meal. I kept my mouth shut, I believe wisely.

[Noel Cottrell @possehaver]

‘Croaky Monster, steal-my-plate’

[Noel Cottrell @possehaver]

For how popular @duolingo is in the US, Americans at @Cannes_Lions seem to have gotten worse at speaking French. Just heard a UN violation level mis-pronunciation of ‘croque monsieur’.

[Noel Cottrell @possehaver]

Two @Cannes_Lions observations from week pre-gaming: French parents will smoke and parent, you can wear one collared shirt for 3 days poolside, for dinner, breakfast etc. Wrinkled linen that smells of sunscreen & cologne is better than fresh linen. #cannes2024 #creativeviolence

[Noel Cottrell @possehaver]

Crazy idea … closed captioning on @Delta in flight entertainment. All the kids are doing it.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

BEST EVER. No other woman player plays like this. Ever. #caitlinclark https://t.co/54F5EIc254

[Noel Cottrell @possehaver]

Do ads in IT count as ‘Super Bowl’ ads?

[Warren @swd2]

The night before the 2020 election, Tracy Chapman said: “This is the most important election of our lifetime. It is imperative that everyone vote to restore our democracy.” And then she went on Seth Meyers and dropped this:

[Rev. Dr. Jacqui Lewis @RevJacquiLewis]

Watching Luke Combs sing beside Tracy Chapman with such obvious reverence makes the difference between appropriation and appreciation crystal clear.

When someone engages source material in a spirit of love, it shows.

Count all the ways he centers her, not himself 👇🏾