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fearless, like the majestic, predation-free dodo. things turned out well for it, right?

[𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕣𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕗 @deerhoof]

thoughts on ticketmaster

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@henry_iblis Always wanted to start a band called The Remaining Stilburys

[A.C. Koch @henry_iblis]

1. You stop believing.

2. A van pulls up in front of your house. The dudes from Journey jump out and kick your ass.

3. You start believing again.

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FACT: Snoopy and Oscar The Grouch own Tardises

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@henry_iblis Fine then

[A.C. Koch @henry_iblis]

Still not enough people talking about hunting billionaires for sport.

#huntingbillionairesforsport

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My shadow fits perfectly over my senses too, as it happens

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@jason_m_heller @soundhunter You’re beautifully, exactly wrong. 59 seconds is where it becomes the best Fugazi song

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@manytypesoftea The Spicy Ground Beef, Which Is Murder, Was A Little Dry

[Manytypesoftea @manytypesoftea]

Your Smiths album name is the mildest complaint you had about the last dining experience you had outside of your home. Mine is The Potatoes Weren't All I Expected

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@mitdasein What if I just saw N O ?

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@mitdasein Loving fun is predictably expensive

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@sixthreemuppet Sweating on the toilet, I expect

[soundhunter @soundhunter]

Let’s stand here together my darling, on this bridge between devotion and fire.

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@_ajata “Was that three gentlemen or one gentleman with three beards?” -Groucho Marx

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@_ajata Was kinda hoping you’d be able to answer that question

[Bubblegum XCX @bumwees]

Whoa Black Betty
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Boat belt wacky
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Black Betty had a child
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Hatchback badly tiled
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[A.C. Koch @henry_iblis]

Simply adding a comma to the song PIANO, MAN turns it into the sad tale of a drunk guy yelling at a piano.

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@henry_iblis Signed, Nicholas Cavern