Possumest Opossum to ever Poss

Blocking or unfollowing me = permission to steal your posts. I usually complain a lot, search “Possum Twitter” community for nothing but possums

[laz ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ🍰 @laz_furler]

@PossumPost adult opossums should never be grabbed by the tail that way, ouch. they don't hold their entire body weight with their tail, that only occurs when they're joeys briefly. as adults they use it like an extra limb to help with climbing and also gathering materials.

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Haven't drank in a week and just had 3 shots I feel so warm inside and loved rn

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@laz_furler

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This thumbnail is killing me

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@juliuups Once I ordered a 3080 from newegg and they just shipped me two. One wasn't even the same manufacturer/model. Only good thing to ever happen to me when buying parts

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https://t.co/NleQIYbYAK

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@Howling_MoonMan @Cypherpunknot69 @Abomination81 They’re are very unlikely to because their body temp is too low for the virus to survive but it’s actually less uncommon the hotter it is so close to the equator, don’t follow that advice

[Arkean "John L. Company" The🔜MFF @ArkeanThe]

"Damn, I'm already out of water."
Me 3 seconds earlier, after the first set of the workout:

[𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐌Ⓐ𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𖤓𝐎𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 @OpossamCogaidh]

All emotions no thoughts

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@Cypherpunknot69 @Abomination81 Hey that’s a gross stereotype, you can’t just say that about opossums

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It sucks how they had to slaughter thousands of puppies just to make those books

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@ReeceCapehart @lowkeydex Not if you already had to talk to the principle constantly for getting in trouble then it's like having lunch with hitler

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@Dantecoon @Concubinist @DanteTheRacc found your secret alt

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@justraccs So sorry to hear💔

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@shmegmoid @HermesNeves4 Bruh

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@shmegmoid @HermesNeves4 I think saying the keyword furry triggered an art scam bot to reply lol

[Leni🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @leniishhhh]

had a *really* bad mental health episode a few months ago where i stopped messaging friends and going outside and was drinking a lot and it turns out people fucking HATE you for that