[puh-loh-nee-uh s]

Since brevity is the soul of wit... I will be brief😁 I’m the loving father of my beautiful children, Laertes and Ophelia👫 Always right💁 Happy Movember!

[Hamlet_thegreat33 @Ham_thegreat33]

when i said “the rest is silence” i totally forgot about the face that now i have to hear my dad and my uncle beef for eternity

[[puh-loh-nee-uh s] @PostPolone]

God is taking my phone away because I am tweeting at the dinner table, but as a final tweet I’d just like to share that I am moving on from life at the castle and will be focusing on relaxing for the rest of my after-life. Worked so hard, forgot how to vacation! #postpolone

[[puh-loh-nee-uh s] @PostPolone]

Shoutout to Horatio for being the only person in the entire country who hasn’t caused any problems #youdarealmvp

[[puh-loh-nee-uh s] @PostPolone]

@ohfeeleya #Oprahphelia

[[puh-loh-nee-uh s] @PostPolone]

Not sure what’s more gruesome.. the story of Hannibal or Hamlet😨 #botharepsychotic #1-800-SENDHELP

[[puh-loh-nee-uh s] @PostPolone]

Hate to spread the word but.. THE QUEEN IS DEAD AND HAS BEEN POISONED BY KING CLAUDIUS

[[puh-loh-nee-uh s] @PostPolone]

Hamlet takes the first round... oh and he takes the second!! Claudius offers him the poison drink but he refuses, you got lucky this time Hamlet... stay tuned for what happens in round 3 #fightnight

[[puh-loh-nee-uh s] @PostPolone]

Tonight is the night of the fencing match.. kick butt Laertes!
Not too worried though. Alongside his good looks and impeccable wit, he also gets his fine fencing skills from me💁 #who’syodaddy

[[puh-loh-nee-uh s] @PostPolone]

@ohfeeleya Overly hormonal Ophelia needs to cool it and trust her family’s judgment😌 #perfectpapapolonius

[[puh-loh-nee-uh s] @PostPolone]

What’s that thing called when your son tries to kill the son of the king?? Ah yes.. #stupidity

[[puh-loh-nee-uh s] @PostPolone]

Nice to have my sweet Ophelia back in my presence!!
Welcome to heaven where you can dance through fields of flowers as far as the eye can see. #reunitedanditfeelssogood

[[puh-loh-nee-uh s] @PostPolone]

Why can’t everybody be as loyal and kind as Osric? #kissarse

[[puh-loh-nee-uh s] @PostPolone]

THIS JUST IN- LAERTES AND CLAUDIUS ARE PLANNING TO POISON HAMLET!!! 😨🗡💀 I️ have a bad feeling about this #plottwist #someonegrabthepopcorn

[[puh-loh-nee-uh s] @PostPolone]

My son Laertes seeks revenge for my death.. watch out Claudius, he has a lot of fire under that hiney and he’s coming to get you😈

[[puh-loh-nee-uh s] @PostPolone]

Haven’t figured out how to ghost around like King Hamlet, but Ophelia if you can see this.. I’m okay. Please stop singing and dancing around with your treasures hanging out. #sitback #besane

[[puh-loh-nee-uh s] @PostPolone]

Chillin up in heaven with my new bro J. Christ has got me wishin I would’ve come up here a long time ago.
So much less drama than down on Earth.
#pcehaters #brosbeforepsychos #cheers

[[puh-loh-nee-uh s] @PostPolone]

Why does everybody think I ramble on so much? I’m just simply expressing my thoughts and opinions. It is completely absurd that one would think I speak too much. Woe is me, I am clearly at a loss for words due to this nonsense. #smh #stillmoresanethanhalfofthelooniesinthecastle

[[puh-loh-nee-uh s] @PostPolone]

🎶Stabbed through the heart
And you’re to blame
You give love a bad name🎶 #hamjovi #PostMortemPolone

[[puh-loh-nee-uh s] @PostPolone]

Backfire- /ˈbakˌfī(ə)r/ -(of a plan or action) rebound adversely on the originator; have the opposite effect to what was intended. #tooktheL

[[puh-loh-nee-uh s] @PostPolone]

This has gone too far, it’s time to bring out my inner spy. This could get rather juicy... stay tuned for some never before heard gossip within the castle