Amy Lynn

[Amy Lynn @PostPunkSoapbox]

@NamelessMTG Honestly, this checks out.

Not for you, but more broadly.

[Amy Lynn @PostPunkSoapbox]

@NamelessMTG @jonathanOr4360 I play to rejuvenate my supply of men’s tears.

[Magic: The Gathering @wizards_magic]

A message from Dan Frazier and Wizards of the Coast:

[Amy Lynn @PostPunkSoapbox]

I’ve got a pocket full of posies,
but that doesn’t stop the plague.
I’ve been dragging on my feet,
my mother’s rolling in her grave.

So I stop to smell the roses,
smoke billows through the days
Like Oklahoma thunder
I’m rolling through the Plains.

[Amy Lynn @PostPunkSoapbox]

I knew the early aughts were coming back but baby, not like this.

[Amy Lynn @PostPunkSoapbox]

@NamelessMTG Hope the cyclonic rift helps

[Amy Lynn @PostPunkSoapbox]

@DUTCHESSAL32561 @people Ma’am, literally EVERY piece of evidence shows gun control works.

[Amy Lynn @PostPunkSoapbox]

@Nole_VALO Hope it’s Old Stickfingers.

[Excalibur Events 🔜 Pittsburgh July 10-12 @ExcaliburMTG]

Announcement from Excalibur Events!

We are testing out this new point structure at the Suuuper Scrubby Rebound Sunday CEDH event in Albuquerque, and hope that this test run improves the overall experience with Large-scale C/tEDH events in the future.
This will ONLY apply to the Rebound event.

Thank you to our friends at https://t.co/zE5Vp70Drs for making the software accommodate this test.

https://t.co/SvajA9I66L

[Amy Lynn @PostPunkSoapbox]

@NamelessMTG Sounds about a normal amount for casual.

[Amy Lynn @PostPunkSoapbox]

@NamelessMTG “Show me your hand; we’re winning right now” is a whole vibe.

[Amy Lynn @PostPunkSoapbox]

@NamelessMTG Monty’s Cards

[Amy Lynn @PostPunkSoapbox]

We keep calling them Nazis and it’s an increasingly accurate allegory, but it’s times like these that I remember the Nazis got their playbook from us.

[Amy Lynn @PostPunkSoapbox]

When everything going on at the DoE gets to be too much I go to YouTube and search for videos of Linda McMahon getting stunned by Stone Cold Steve Austin and it helps… briefly.

[Amy Lynn @PostPunkSoapbox]

Forget nothingness, I'm confident purgatory is a sea of Apple IIe monitors, eternally loading that one file you need like your soul depends on it.

[Amy Lynn @PostPunkSoapbox]

@amazon Are you intentionally making it impossible to buy anything on #PrimeDay #primedayfail

[Tower 727 @tower727]

"Ready your stake, Abe, this is the oldest, most powerful vampire we've ever faced."

"Vampire?" The beast's eyes twinkle in the darkness. "So you've learned the truth. Me! The only vampire ever crowned a Saint!"

"We're here to put an end to this, Nicholas!"

[JustMe @jsavite]

😳 https://t.co/wV5YYzCFpa

[Tower 727 @tower727]

"Wait, you're doing chemtrails? Aren't we doing fluoride today?"
"..."
"Well no, Steve, we can't do both: they cancel each other out!"