Rogue Posting

Level 20 Drow Rogue
Committed to thievery
Embezzlement is my passion
Mimics DNI
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pfp by @wildmagicwhimsy

[Rogue Posting @PostingRogue]

Stole this sweet tome. No idea what it does

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Dumbass wizard forgot arcane lock on his tower

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@MarieLavellan Hire my assassins

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Miracle we have a cleric on standby for this. Poor novice forgot to check for traps the other day.

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@jacksfatboner Pretty sure we have like at least 3 lesbians in the guild hall as I speak

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I smelt a Seaxe knife in my vicinity and was summoned instantly. I am no better than a familiar.

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@morganthedread Adding to my list of crimes: Deltarune fan

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Okay well I tried to read the elvish and now a portal has opened up in the guild hall. At least I can escape deskwork now

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Killing the next person to bring me a letter in Elvish I do NOT know what it says and the guild translator is off on a con job in the enchanted forest.

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@XenyanComedy FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHH TYRANTRUM

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@DevotionOath I have a large gem for you so long as you don't ask any questions

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Reminder that under my rule I'm outlawing the law!

[Empress Victoria Septim @MarieLavellan]

District Seven:
@dwarf_posting
@jaydendoodles
@PostingRogue

[Empress Victoria Septim @MarieLavellan]

District Seven:
@dwarf_posting
@jaydendoodles
@PostingRogue

[Rogue Posting @PostingRogue]

I'm running for this whether they let me or not, vote for me and I'll outlaw the law

[Empress Victoria Septim @MarieLavellan]

HEAR YE

HEAR YE

GOOD PEOPLE OF THE EMPIRE:

NEW ELECTIONS HAVE BEEN CALLED, ALL WHO ARE INTRESTED IN PARTICIPATING PLEASE SIGN UP BELOW. VOTING WILL BE ON THE COMPETENTLY ARBITRARY DATE OF NOVEMBER 5TH.

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Walked into the guild hall for the first time in months and they were all mourning my death??? I told them I was waiting out a bounty in my summer home (stolen)?

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@MarieLavellan I may come out of retirement to run for Emperor

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@DevotionOath Seeing the paladin not using all caps put every single nerve i have into fight or flight mode

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@wildmagicwhimsy I would join back but I am busy planning more heists (i am scared of people)

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@wildmagicwhimsy Notice how Rogues are not blocked because you can never stop me from breaking in and stealing whatever isn't nailed down.

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@DevotionOath Coming out of retirement for this

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@DevotionOath So what I'm hearing is that i need to STEAL the pedestal?

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@MrHuman31 Of course! All you have to do is find the hopefully non cursed merchant i pawned it off too!

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Pretty sure I took this off a necromancer who tried hexing me for no justifiable reason….

[Skeletons posting @SkeletonPosts]

Skeleton book