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@TheBabylonBee Buc-ee’s announces first Heavenly Destination with hundreds of gas pumps. Mars still under review.

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Mike Pence Unveils Plans for Space Force Academy at Area 51 https://t.co/px5l6OwpH0 #SpaceForce

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Donald Jr. Declares Bid for Presidency, in Self-Pardon Backup Plan https://t.co/li4Mon1SgV

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@Thebigguy360 @PaulManafort No deal without the finder fee

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Manafort Lobbies Congress on Behalf of Self to Make Ukraine 51st State https://t.co/eMQkEo8Esw

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Major Objectivity Win: New York Times Hires President Trump as Chief Fact Checker https://t.co/OHIQhwijr2

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'Looking For a New, Exciting Sugar Substitute? Try Mustard,' says health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. https://t.co/2IvThn9Rqn

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Jeff Sessions Creates Recusal Liberty Task Force, Ending Recusal Discrimination https://t.co/zbB7kcaV4R

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'Worried You Could Catch a Cold? Then Practice Bad Hand-Eye Coordination,' says health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz.

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CDC Develops New 'Trump Derangement Syndrom' Vaccine https://t.co/CN4zMUjfrg

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California Agrees to Build Border Wall out of Straws https://t.co/kxVykEwvm0

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@Thebigguy360 @MissionFilm It did its own stunts

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'Henry Cavill raises the bar for spy film mustaches in the latest installment of #MissionImpossible' says film critic Kip Stanton. @MissionFilm

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Afraid to Ask Your Doctor About Lupus? Then Watch Any Episode of House M.D. https://t.co/kDSXdtLURM

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President Trump Re-Hires Michael Cohen to Fix Michael Cohen Problem https://t.co/0gFRGnXAGR

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@Thebigguy360 That’s Mr. Dick Dickenstein

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Rod Rosenstein to Enter Witness Protection Until Mueller Probe Concludes https://t.co/vOYnYaQknR

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'Unsure How to Stop Your Child From Biting Their Nails? Then Bite Them With Her' says health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. https://t.co/uYnM8sPPSY

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Dancing With the Stars Announces James Gunn Not Too Disgraced to be Contestant https://t.co/LoZUZwY4lb

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Trump Supporter Applies for Security Clearance Ahead of White House Meeting https://t.co/qKCtO7zAK1