some dude

warning: 🍆
honestly just here for nasty e-sex but I can also talk to you like a "normal" human being!

29 | he/him | nsfw | 18+ only! mdni

[some dude @Postmortcum]

@Bellawncdc With top so I can rip it off

[some dude @Postmortcum]

@unknownfinesseQ Can we smash

[some dude @Postmortcum]

Oh yeah bro the problem is definitely women being too picky! The bar for men definitely isn't the lowest it's ever been! Also you don't have mommy issues and you don't have body dysmorphia and you aren't afraid of confrontation and you aren't repressing your homosexuality and you

[some dude @Postmortcum]

Feels good to be in the top 5% of guys because my autism is endearing to women 😎

[𝓖𝓲𝓰𝓪𝓦𝓲𝔃𝓪𝓻𝓭 @gigawizardd]

Explained the concept of hypergamy to some normies at the bar tonight and their response was:

"im not in the top 5% of guys and i could walk down the street right now and get a girls phone number"

[some dude @Postmortcum]

Do you think birdshot is yummy, like I wonder if it "tastes like chicken" haha

[some dude @Postmortcum]

Do not give a fuck anymore I will serve base to the deacon and sell rocks to his expectant wife ! !

[some dude @Postmortcum]

Damn I though you people wanted to see me nut, this place sucks

[some dude @Postmortcum]

Yeah so I got this glow in the dark condom lol, might take a vid of me "trying it out" tonight 🤔 #nsfwtwt

[some dude @Postmortcum]

Women in cow print outfits make me extra feral btw #nsfwtwt

[some dude @Postmortcum]

Alright back to private later losers

[some dude @Postmortcum]

Haven't nutted in a week someone help pls!! I'll teach you how to speedrun video games or sumthing #nsfwtwt

[some dude @Postmortcum]

Alright #nsfwtwt I'm feral tn gonna uprivate and post hog, just a sec!

[some dude @Postmortcum]

People keep posting the video of the girl who gave her sister LSD and yeah you maybe shouldn't do that. Then again I gave my prom date LSD and she's a medical doctor now so who knows

[some dude @Postmortcum]

Yeah so what about it

[₍ᐢᐢ₎ @zaiiiiiika]

when guys have abs i’m like hmm so there’s no girl in ur life who really loves u

[some dude @Postmortcum]

I said I liked her Doja Cat cosplay and she said thanks hehe

[some dude @Postmortcum]

This one hot regular came in to work today dressed in a cow print outfit I'm gonna punch a hole in the wall and fuck it

[some dude @Postmortcum]

Putting my head inside a CR250R cylinder block and smashing my skull in at 9000 rpm

[some dude @Postmortcum]

I am going to kill all your boyfriends with my bare hands

[some dude @Postmortcum]

Sanest Guy Award
No Suicidal/Homicidal Ideations Certificate
Least Drug-Induced Psychosis Award

[some dude @Postmortcum]

This is how it feels when I always have to go to work and never get sucked off! Man wtf!!!