PBHS Events

A fan page dedicated by giving totally real news and facts about Poston Butte Highschool.
* aye, This is a parody account*

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Breaking: President of The United States doesn't know when to shut his fucking mouth.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

OPEN THE SCHOOLS!!!

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I understand we already did this joke but it's different this time because of funding or something.
Goodbye

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Breaking: Poston Butte high School has disappeared, it's over. It's all over. You can go home now.

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Here's a list of things you can do instead being dumb asses.

- Watch Cheers from the beginning
- Go to a drive in theater
- Play solitaire
- Do a puzzle
-Write an essay about everything wrong with the final season of Nip/Tuck.

The sky is literally the fucking limit with this.

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Actual real not bullshit news: AZ public schools are closed from now until April 10th. If things go smoothly I will be looking forward to seeing all of you again by the 12th. Please stay safe and remember to practice social distancing. -xoxo Gossip Girl

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Breaking: Spirit Halloween set to open on March 16 due to the school's indefinite vacancy

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Breaking: Our Sanity

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Breaking: School's paranormal team successfully conjure a spirit. No further word has been issued on how this will affect the wifi.

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Breaking: PBHS students and staff single-handedly end bullying by wearing blue for a day

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Breaking: Recent ransomware attacks have been traced back to a freshman who was just trying to download Nintendo 64 ROMs from an unsecured pirating website

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Breaking: According to insider information, the opening skit of the homecoming 2019 pep assembly will be a PowerPoint presentation on the life of famed astronomer, Carl Sagan

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Spirit days listed below!

Microsoft Monday, dress like Bill Gates

Supreme Tuesday, dress like your favorite supreme Court judge

Wes Anderson Wednesday, wear a vintage suit

Not the bees Thursday! Dress like Nicolas Cage from the Wicker Man

Black Friday, wear a black morphsuit

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Heartwarming: Feral cat still shows up in the school parking lot everyday at 2:20pm to hiss at students.

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Breaking: God confirms that the events of Poston Butte have taken place in the larger Sex and the City universe this entire time and that we can expect a crossover "very soon"

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Breaking: Starting after break, all school bathroom doors will be barricaded shut during lunch regardless if students are still inside.

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Breaking: Amid recent controversy, the school administration has come to the decision that students will be allowed to display the Confederate flag as long as each star is replaced with a cast member from the 2004 movie Soul Plane.

(concept photo below)

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It's official: After weeks of voting No Scrubs by TLC has been voted the newest Poston Butte School Anthem, with karma Chameleon coming in at a close second. Please share this astounding news.

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~Final Round~
What should our new school anthem be?🤔

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Round four -80s

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Let's face it. Our school anthem is pretty boring. So how about we pick a new one?
-please share this thread-

Round one- R&B

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Round three-90s