D & B

Married 20+ years 💍 Sharing what we enjoy. Travel, food, drinks, and memes.

[D & B @PostsIEnjoy]

@DubzyOnceAgain @WineauxTL sees this and immediately applies to Laughing Buddha

[Mr. Make It Happen @SupportThaNawf]

We have to say “Mississippi” after each number

[Ron unsupervised @xkinkycream629]

Pissing outside with your dog is a way better experience than shitting in a litter box with your cat

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Halloween is the perfect opportunity to pass out all the ketchup and sauce packs you've been accumulating all year.

[K Squared @thatdentaldude]

Plot twist:

I’m going to start calling and texting the Dr. a week before to remind them of my upcoming appointment.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

I took 4 years of Spanish and this Subway sandwich "artist" is tryin to tell me that 'cinco de mayo' does not mean 'five times the mayo.'

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

when we get to the pirate ship bed you know i’m plundering that booty

[XBradTC @xbradtc]

The jorts with the 2” inseam I wear to mow the grass?

You mean my Lawngerie™️?

[ratman @CoalPowers]

Imagine being the lowest elevation corpse on mount everest. Fucking loser

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

THINGS WE DID DO:
Built This City
Shot the Sheriff

THINGS WE DIDN'T DO:
Start The Fire
Shoot the Deputy

THINGS WE WANT TO DO:
Break Free
Hold Your Hand

THINGS WE WILL DO:
Rock You
Survive
Anything for Love

THINGS WE WON’T DO:
Take It
Get Fooled Again
Talk About Bruno
Back Down
Stop Believin’
That

THINGS WE CAN’T DO:
Get No Satisfaction
Make You Love Me
Fight This Feeling

THINGS WE WILL NEVER DO:
Get Back Together (Like, ever)
Give You Up
Let You Down
Run Around
Desert You
Make You Cry
Say Goodbye
Tell A Lie
Hurt You

[MAJESTIC @mosttweeters333]

👀

[tasman @lildorothy_]

time to find out if the new guy at work likes the tickle monster

[Rick Aaron @RickAaron]

I’m about 25 cents a gallon away from removing my drivers side floorboard & Fred Flintstoneing this bitch.

[Pissed off Machinist 🇺🇸 @lead_machinist]

🤔🤷‍♂️

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

BREAKING:

Trump announces that if the republicans retain control of both the house and the senate, he will send you ten CDs for just one penny.

[D & B @PostsIEnjoy]

@PepeElNinja Where @WineauxTL keeps his keys

[Renan Callegari 🇧🇷 @umANSIOS0]

finamente uma criança sem celular 🙏🏻