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𝘖𝘯𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦; 𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘢 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤. | 𝐏𝐓𝐑𝐏 | 𝐈𝐜𝐨𝐧: Berry! | 18+ : @HardenedBreach

[𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐝 @ Paldea @PostwickBlade]

𝙽𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚘𝚛
𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞
𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝚙𝚞𝚝𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐚𝐧
𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐚𝐧 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞

[𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐝 @ Paldea @PostwickBlade]

||victor looks practically the same (minus height and muscle mass) at 23 vs 15 because his bond with calyrex granted eternal youth
he has not figured this out yet

[𝘌𝘹𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘔𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘰𝘦̈ @Controlledhues]

// reject all responsibilities and draw your husband

[𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐝 @ Paldea @PostwickBlade]

@PASTXPRINCE .

oh god you were serious-

[DASHING AWAY AT INHUMAN SPEEDS???]

[𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐝 @ Paldea @PostwickBlade]

@PASTXPRINCE 😃

[𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐝 @ Paldea @PostwickBlade]

@PASTXPRINCE Ahah... W-What iff..

👉👈

[𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐝 @ Paldea @PostwickBlade]

@PASTXPRINCE ahah...

😳

[𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐝 @ Paldea @PostwickBlade]

@PASTXPRINCE 🐰🐰🐰

[𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐝 @ Paldea @PostwickBlade]

@PASTXPRINCE I'm a rabbit, by the way.

[𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐝 @ Paldea @PostwickBlade]

@PASTXPRINCE You are sooo abnormal

[𝐧𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 @Sakurocket_Bot]

No amount of therapy will ever make this moment okay.
Timmy Turner, Fairly Odd Parents

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

When I was a kid, we bought a dog from a blacksmith.

As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.

[𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐝 @ Paldea @PostwickBlade]

@MtSilverCrowned We can match!

[𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐝 @ Paldea @PostwickBlade]

@resonatewithyou Ah, I guess that makes sense. I have to schedule my archeology visits around the League season, so sometimes I miss out on big expeditions. Guess we all have to make some sacrifices.

[𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐝 @ Paldea @PostwickBlade]

@resonatewithyou You stream AND do movies? Man, that must be time consuming.

[𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐝 @ Paldea @PostwickBlade]

@resonatewithyou It is! And there's a popular streamer who has it's evolution. Ever heard of Iono?

[𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐝 @ Paldea @PostwickBlade]

@VERMlLLlONMOON Ahah, it's not like I'm a celebrity... Well, technically I am. But I'm really just a normal guy!

I'm something of a historian, so if you ever come across some juicy info, be sure to let me know!

[𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐝 @ Paldea @PostwickBlade]

@resonatewithyou Yeah!

[Attached are somewhat low quality photos.]

[𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐝 @ Paldea @PostwickBlade]

@MYPASTMlSTAKES I'll be a bit more careful! Guess I'll need to catch a different ride... Maybe an Altaria or a Braviary!

[𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐝 @ Paldea @PostwickBlade]

Champions don't always do stupid things. But when we do...

[Currently plummeting towards the ground, because a Tinkaton shot his Corviknight out of the air.]

Help.