KT

Gay as the day is long. 🏳️‍🌈 Well-meaning idiot. Dirtball from cradle to grave. Uses puns and bad jokes to cover up major depression. Complaining is my jam.

[KT @PotatieChip]

@sam1ereye putting em in the most bland-ass waspy outfits too

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@politvidchannel The burned voter boxes, the Russian bomb threats, Trump saying he didn’t need votes, record turnouts for new voter registrations but 15 million voters just decided not to vote? It doesn’t add up.

[KT @PotatieChip]

I had far too much faith in the people of this country. The only thing that may get me through the next four years will be watching the leopards inevitably eat your stupid fucking faces.

[KT @PotatieChip]

@joondimpl_ Honestly, more like I want to flip all of the tables

[KT @PotatieChip]

@RhoneStGardens @jaubreyYT “Forget about the real people trying to live their lives, what about the brand?!”

[KT @PotatieChip]

@readingterms @MISSTAGIONNI @itszaeok greedy ass kid, singular. brother was swiping like half the damn plate, meanwhile the sister gave some of what little she got to the mom.

[KT @PotatieChip]

@BingDeLaChrist @davoolson @GBBranstetter on behalf of all kindergartners, i’m a little offended

[KT @PotatieChip]

was trying to make the best of a bad situation but i’m starting to get homesick. don’t get me wrong, i’m grateful for what i do have, but there’s so many stupid basic tiny things you take for granted until they’re not there and every day feels like i remember something else lost.

[KT @PotatieChip]

a hotel full of vacancies and they decide to put the sketchy-ass screaming dude in the room directly next to me and my six year old niece. coolcoolcool great fucking job guys.

[KT @PotatieChip]

@mattxiv it never ceases to amaze me how they can get soooo close but always miss

[KT @PotatieChip]

all because he didn’t wanna fuck brown m&m anymore

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

they… they gave in. to fucking tucker carlson. remember what conservatives took from us

[KT @PotatieChip]

*slips cop an egg*

“how about we forget this ever happened?”

[KT @PotatieChip]

bro, i just wanna kiss dogs on the head for the rest of my life. is that really too much to ask?

[Chanley Shá Painter @ChanleySPainter]

The alleged Mass Murderer of #kayleegoncalves #ethanchapin #xanakernodle #madisonmogen

@courttv #BryanKohberger #Idaho4 #IdahoStudents #mugshot from the Correctional Facility

[Kelsö ⚡️ @Kelsooo___]

ANDDD JUST LIKE THAT TOREY LANEZ IS GUILTY

[KT @PotatieChip]

imagine the utter disappointment when i bust into a brand new bag of jalapeño lays, only to find i basically got a bag of bare kettle chips 😞 i coulda just ate a potato, bro

[KT @PotatieChip]

sometimes, thatcher chonka’s name just pops up in my head and i say it a bunch because it really rolls off the tongue. little disappointed saying it three times in the mirror did not summon him.

[Cløvis ✦ @_clovisky]

@BornAKang “crazy and beautifuuul”