Smug Potato

I’m not really a potato, I just play one on Twitter

[Smug Potato @PotatoSmug]

Fox News is covering Tucker Carlson right now. That’s like officiating your ex’s wedding.

[Smug Potato @PotatoSmug]

@joerussotweets Why do you hate the safety of women and children so much?

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

We are getting ready to head to the hospital for my husband’s surgery and just wanted to say thank you so much to all of who have shared messages, prayers and well wishes for Abraham. We are humbled and so grateful to be surrounded by aloha during this really tough time. 🙏🏽

[Heidi Montag @heidimontag]

May God’s will be done. 🙏

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Pray for Spencer Pratt tonight.

L.A. is a dark place, man. This city needs a miracle. Spencer is fighting for his family and neighbors who want to raise their children in a clean, safe town.

It’s not Democrat vs. Republican.
It’s good vs. evil.
Darkness vs. light.

We must win

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Ron DeSantis’ proposal to slash Florida property taxes will officially be on the ballot in November.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Today California votes …

Tomorrow, Democrats will count votes for weeks until they get the winner they choose.

[Steven Crowder @scrowder]

Looks like it's going to be a White Boy Summer.

[Smug Potato @PotatoSmug]

If L.A. doesn’t elect Spencer Pratt (now OR in November, if it’s a runoff), then I pray Pratt voters - the only Angelenos with common sense - flee to better, safer places. The rest of you deserve whatever shell of a hellscape city you’ve decided L.A. should be.

[Kennedy @KennedyNation]

When American POWs tried to sneak her notes with their personal information to tell their families they were still alive, she gave them to the North Vietnamese. Some of them were beaten to death. You are both commies and you can both fuck off.

[Smug Potato @PotatoSmug]

@TMZ He shouldn’t continue making child support payments to his ex-wife. He will support his adult children directly. Duh. (Why is this an issue for anyone who isn’t a morally bankrupt gold digger?)

[Smug Potato @PotatoSmug]

We have some remarkable GOP candidates running in blue areas and voters are behind them.

However, they will never be *allowed* to win.

The SAVE Act is a start, but the GOP must come together to end Democrats’ corrupt power tripping.

The GOP in-fighting is stupid. Get over it.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Everyone is trying to claim me for their tribe. There’s no R next to my name, there’s no D next to my name. I’m not part of a political party, because I hate politicians. I’m just Spencer, husband to Heidi, father to Ryker and Gunner, and I’m a pissed off Angeleno who loves my city and is fed up with what corrupt politicians have done to her.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Good

[Smug Potato @PotatoSmug]

@TulsiGabbard @ODNIgov We will miss you and pray for you both.

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

I am deeply grateful for the trust President Trump placed in me and for the opportunity to lead @ODNIgov for the last year and a half.

Unfortunately, I must submit my resignation, effective June 30, 2026. My husband, Abraham, has recently been diagnosed with an extremely rare form of bone cancer. He faces major challenges in the coming weeks and months. At this time, I must step away from public service to be by his side and fully support him through this battle.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

This is truly upsetting news. No surprise that Director Gabbard would put her loved one first in her priorities. She is not only an exceptional American, but an extraordinary woman and wife. It is a great loss for us as Americans, but we support her and pray for them both.

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

@RollingStone Never underestimate Rolling Stone’s ability to be wrong about fucking everything.

[Adrianne Curry @AdrianneCurry]

@RollingStone Maga darling? Marxist policies allowed his home and parents home to burn to the ground

No matter how hard you try to spin it...you just look bad trying

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Vote for Pratt. Trust me, it is not a campaign slogan when he says your life depends on it.