Pt 1
Airport security
Me: Using metal detector on a sissyboy
S: sir enkita edhum ila
Me: Thirumbi nilluda un butts kita tha detector alarm adikudhu
S: Thirumbi nikraan
Me: avan pant eraki pakran, butt plug sorugiruka pottaya da ne
S: Shh sir pls vidunge adhu just butt plug tha
In grindr uncles house (being his btch for past 2 days)
Pottachi me: enaku ice cream venum
Bull uncle: order podure ana oru condition ice cream ah en kundi la potu tan sapdanum nee
Pottachi me: