undidiridium: gale-of-the-nomads: gale-of-the-nomads: Did I ever tell you guys how I met a Karen on a cruise when I was 13, got yelled at by her and before I proceeded to make her regret her life choices in the span of 3 minutes on an... https://t.co/dttqLBFchQ
what-even-is-thiss: airborneranger63: One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?” So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was... https://t.co/uqTpkKO2Fh
*rearranges your guts, but in a home organization way, not a sexy way* - chilewithcarnage: transmortifried: *rearranges your guts to maximize usable floorspace* thanks i needed that https://t.co/Pj3uQOU1GT
📷 keviinday: ( &.henry cheng ) +.* the raven cycle - my mother told me to keep this one to remind me of what i am - and what is that? - something more https://t.co/NsjyQ2GcaD
derinthescarletpescatarian: Petition for a comic that’s just the Joker vs. a bunch of frighteningly competent normal arse clowns who have gone temporarily vigilante for the sole purpose of taking the Joker down for his repeated violations of... https://t.co/w385PHlqup
carolije: i choose to believe that blue makes the boys friendship bracelets and they wear them at all times because they adore her https://t.co/iVXfwTSRzh
canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit: so my lungs feel very asthma-y right now and I’m 70% sure it’s bc of dust allergies effecting for me like a full week without pause and heat induced asthma coming at me today, but obviously I am also freaking... https://t.co/EGtfNXIwBS
what-even-is-thiss: himbo-ted: Why am i wheezing at this Keanu Reeves is like that one straight dude in your psychology class that handles you coming out better than literally everyone you know for no understandable reason even though he knows... https://t.co/m8fC7dRFAL
vampireapologist: notcooltate: vampireapologist: Uh oh sisters! *cuts the chain holding up the chandelier, sending it careening into the audience* This sounds like something that would happen in Icarly the post was about Phantom of the Opera... https://t.co/xHyU9CudUg