Martyn Potts

[Martyn Potts @Pottsy2Times]

Only on Jerry Springer: I cheated on you because you don't have a car.

[Martyn Potts @Pottsy2Times]

Some days we're the angry birds being hurled at pigs. And some days we're the pigs being attacked by angry birds.

[Martyn Potts @Pottsy2Times]

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.