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[SAF @PotzPaulyE]

@FluidVoiceApp @generaltxn Me to the windows beta....

[SAF @PotzPaulyE]

@FluidVoiceApp please!

[SAF @PotzPaulyE]

@lolcohol When blasters are happy, generally the economy is destroyed for everyone else.

[James McMurdock MP @JMcMurdockMP]

I can’t let this go unchallenged.

That young man was, in my opinion and based on the video below, the clear victim of an assault.

The video shows, for reasons that are entirely beyond my comprehension, the officer steaming directly into the victim.

The officer made no effort to prevent the attack or apprehend the men who had just administered the violence.

What I see in the video is the officer using speed and aggression at the moment of peak danger and confusion against the victim.

The victim then controls himself the moment he realises it is now a police officer attacking him and not one of the multiple men who were attacking him a fraction of a second earlier.

In my opinion Birmingham Police should drop the charges against this young man and ask the officer why she went for the victim on the ground and not the attackers!

[Sophie Corcoran @sophielouisecc]

The fact that I can’t legally carry pepper spray but Sikhs can legally carry this is ABSURD

[Terry Flewers @terryflewers]

PGMOL & Howard Webb was happy with near identical “handball” to Mbeumo’s earlier in the season - https://t.co/ikxiWSPpZj

[Namira @Namira375571]

@AnnieEaves Fully agree and the same Howard Webb was happy with this identical handball earlier in the season https://t.co/znM4cqVAUm

[Michael McCarthy @punishablepress]

They take more money from fuel than it costs to produce it.

They could end the protest tomorrow by reducing the costs they unfairly place on you.

#fuelprotest

[Ace @_Lunerim_]

THIS IS HOW YOU START A SHOW!!

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[SAF @PotzPaulyE]

@NVIDIAGeForce GeForce Season

[Geert Wilders @geertwilderspvv]

Nobody elected you.
You represent no one.
You are a totalitarian institution and can’t even spell the words freedom of speech.
We should not accept the fining of @X, but abolish the @EU_Commission.

[RTÉ Sport @RTEsport]

You have watched The Moment nearly 30 million times already, why not watch it once or twice more, in super slow motion

#coybig #troyparrott

[Irish Football Pics @irish_pics]

This is Oscar worthy from @RTEsport

I am still so shook

[RTÉ Sport @RTEsport]

Ole Ole Ole 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

Full match report here or on https://t.co/YXqp4pbqKj : https://t.co/LoesL8MQB8

[RTÉ Sport @RTEsport]

90+5mins: 🇭🇺 2-3 🇮🇪

Ireland holds its breath, on the last throw of the dice... Hattrick for Parrott 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮

📺 @rte2 @rteplayer https://t.co/xaKTb2LBVG
📻 @rteradio1 https://t.co/PEszeaDYyf
📱Updates: https://t.co/TC5xt2IxRd

[Dubs life @dubslife1]

😂😂

[SAF @PotzPaulyE]

@Default69202648 The same people who think it reasonable for a TD to not nominate a candidate who doesn't align with their values, think it's unreasonable for you to not vote for a candidate against your values

[SAF @PotzPaulyE]

@KatieWhelan5 Are people who post this shit actually this stupid or is deliberately misunderstanding a deflection tactic. We can't deport a domestic criminal or prevent from entering the country.

[SAF @PotzPaulyE]

@eddieharkin @NicAirtFiles ..... I think you may in fact be missing the point. We can't deport a domestic criminal or prevent from entering the country.