pouya maboudian

[Jake. @YedIin]

A wonderful footballer but by all accounts a horrible person and sad individual, glad he’s going out like this

[Matthew Doyle @MattDoyle76]

One has to ask whether spending the first 19 years of his career in Europe instead of MLS held Leo Messi back.

[G @Gideoomatic]

Too much Prem ball has made people think it's okay to screen keepers lmao

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Fuck it USA in 7

[San Marino Fútbol 🇸🇲 @SanMarinoTeam]

Los yankees aprendieron a jugar al fútbol. Estamos en problemas.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[leah (TAYLOR FC PRESIDENT) @wembycandoit]

knicks fans are the worst larpers ever like u live in frisco texas bud

[BKBloodRaven @Stormborn_Bk]

And this is exactly how this World Cup should have been marketed

[Dallas Mavericks @dallasmavs]

King of his class.

#MFFLAGG

[petey @peteypayless]

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

you fell for obvious laughbait bro. i love you

[Khawaja M. Asif @KhawajaMAsif]

If Iranian people are energised and motivated according to you, show some balls and go back and lead them and remove the regime. Put your money where your arse is, bloody parasitical imperial whore..

[woods @wuooods]

very liberating that if you fool the same guy more than once it's low key not on you anymore

[jupiter 🔆 @bonnibloop_]

you dont understand dude i Have to eat the food that makes my stomach hurt every time

[•☆ Danilo Vaz - AH06 ☆• @danilovaz_art]

Moo Moo .

#NintendoDirect #NintendoSwitch2

[sofu @soycomocepillin]

me after watching anything because my critical thinking skills are shit

[✮ envi ✮ @plsenvime]

oh boy do i have the song for u

[Richard “Dick” Williams @burrow_burner9]

In places you can’t pronounce, eating things you can’t afford.