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[Severian @urthofthenewsun]

Oh don’t mind them, that’s just my vassal, House Deathfuck. They live in their castle, The Rapefort. Their emblem is a man getting his penis and balls tortured. It’s symbolic or something.

[🤠 @Poulpiken]

@GolbinWati

[🤠 @Poulpiken]

@GolbinWati j’ai ce meme avec la gueule de sardoche dans mon tel

[🤠 @Poulpiken]

je #l’adore

[hev @valvertt]

don't tell him that he can't keep on dancing at the pink pony club

[a live corpse @skramzbunny]

was gonna make a joke like "damn how hot is his chicken" but then a guy in plate arnour walked past me and i got distracted

[sali 🌬️ @catalaynes]

Theon

[Andy Saunders 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 @1940Andy]

This from Facebook is very funny. I so want it to be for real and an example of Olympic level blooper spotting.

[Alan Wagner @truewagner]

That's what his actual hobby is!?

[hilal @monomodal]

Asoiaf posts that are always rotating in my mind:
1) you know who’s NOT woke or gay or a woman? your sister asha
2) what if lebron james killed the president and then kept on hooping for fifteen years

[Pingoo @Pingoopathe]

J'ai le cousin d'un pote qui travaille à la sécurité de Macron au fort de Brégançon et apparemment ds Match c'est des conneries en vrai il passe ses journées à se branler à la fenêtre en essayant de juter sur des mouettes, c'est chaud moi je ne vais peut-être plus voter pour lui

[Van’s @VansReel]

il est 3h du sbah et j’ai les larmes aux yeux jfjdjd

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

first in my bloodline to learn about a cownose stingray named Rachel Ray who has PCOS

[abundant mineral deposit @deektome]

Excellent

[🤠 @Poulpiken]

idée diner canicule : tout le jus du bocal de cornichon #frais

[َ @castcredits]

Sheryl Lee and Moira Kelly for Love, Lies, and Murder (1991)