Hipster Chicken

the original white meat.
low in fat, high in protein.

spokesperson for exercise, healthy livin', and cool stuff.

#freerange and here to cluck shit up

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I guess when @DunkinDonuts has a sale, they don't even let the associates know. #bullshit #99centcoffee #sale

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@AlexHolleyFOX29 sorry you need advising on how to dress. I just learned the alphabet the other day. Don't feel stupid.

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@975TheFanatic never trust 975 for Eagles analysis. They ALWAYS get it wrong. Philly guys talking philly sports and how much they hate it.

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I just saved 50 dollars/month dropping @esurance terrible auto insurance. Suck my chicken dick you cock gobblers!!

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@13hurricanes nigger!

[CNN Politics @CNNPolitics]

.@realDonaldTrump defends the size of his penis at the #GOPDebate https://t.co/V8XGDEK7lK https://t.co/KExvY0gSlS

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#whatthefuckphilly https://t.co/OIHShJUlYK

[Robert Moran @RobertMoran215]

Police responding tonight to 5th & Washington in S. Philly where 54-year-old woman found dead inside business with knife wound to her throat

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@phillydotcom hope they catch this skeezeball

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Gladys Knight is in some hot water #justblametrump

[CNN Politics @CNNPolitics]

.@realDonaldTrump: "We won with highly educated. We won with poorly educated" #NVCaucus https://t.co/xg4r4jBpmo https://t.co/3lOoPi8e37

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Storms rolled through philly last night causing major damage #justblametrump

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My milk went bad before the sell by date #justblametrump

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I fell of my bike #justblametrump

[Malcolm Jenkins @MalcolmJenkins]

Signed, sealed, delivered... I'm yours Philly! #FlyEaglesFly

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God Bless @MalcolmJenkins, good deal for a great player and leader of the squad. Gonna love seeing you in Eagles green for the next 5 years!

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What's the weed smoking sitch like @UndrgroundArts

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@Peoples1K k

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@Lordofsatan bitch you better

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@yungxjorge all talk

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@Peoples1K yes please leave