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A person on the internet

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When a political journalist follows me I want to be all you've come to the wrong place my intellectual friend.

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Does anyone know what Alt J are saying

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A video came up titled 3 Ways to Jump Into a Group Conversation but why would you want 3 ways to jump into a group conversation when you could be having tea on your sofa

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You know when you take your toes out in public for the first time at the start of every summer and it feels like The Big Reveal

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Yalahwy yalahwy yalahwy

[YOUSSEF @Mariemstho]

كنت بتغدي امبارح لقيت توم هانكس و ريتا ويلسون بياكلوا جمبي ملوخية بالارانب و موزة بالشعرية

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"So if you want me to keep my sanity, if you want me to leave the house wearing clothing, and do my job, and be a functioning human being then LET ME HAVE MY MINUTE"

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Everytime I read that quote about not mistaking one's free time for their availability, I remember one of favorite co-worker's glorious rants. She didn't return someone's text or call once, and the person asked "what, you didn't have a minute to call back?" 1/3

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Her response: "yes I had a minute but I needed that minute ALONE. Not talking on the phone. Not doing things for other people. I needed that minute to stare at the wall and scroll on Facebook and just BE." 2/3

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Do they realize they're doing them a favor by boosting the views on the ad🙄

[Suhaib Rumi @bySuhaibRumi]

Faith is the currency we buy our dreams with

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It's funny when a new season of a show nobody watches is released with the caption "the wait is over" - literally no one was waiting.

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No one does nakkad like Nelly Karim 💜

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I remember when I first got a job I thought now that I'm employed I need to dress like a proper woman about town. I wore heels everywhere, even to McDonald's. How embarrassing.

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When you can't find your glasses because you're not wearing your glasses.

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When someone's says good job keep it up wait why do I have to keep it up I already did the good job why do I have to do more shit

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Just started watching Succession and what's up with all of them? Why do they hold doors open with their knees instead of their hand and climb over chairs and sit on the backs of chairs instead of on the chair?

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Why would people do dances in rollerskates if they're just regular dance steps with no actual rolling like why not just wear shoes

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There's no pride like Egyptian pride when aganeb jam to Amr Diab at an agnaby wedding.

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@folla_el_olla Well when we're out in public (so she needs to keep it on) I adjust after a few minutes and kind of forget that she's wearing it aslan.

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@folla_el_olla A family member told me that the neqab gives her a feeling of safety and security.

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All 7awageb ladies in Egypt introducing themselves to you for the first time:

-ely ro7telha 2ably bawazetlek 7awagbek khales.