Sam Desmond

[Sam Desmond @PoutinePanic]

Nothing like anime to make me question what I'm doing with my life!

[Sam Desmond @PoutinePanic]

My beard trimmer is so satisfying to use. I just want to shave off all my hair!

[Sam Desmond @PoutinePanic]

Happy birthday @cloudyheadedqt! I suppose it might not be your birthday anymore for you, but it is for me, so I think it still counts!

[Sam Desmond @PoutinePanic]

It's interesting to see how the @CA_DMV breaks people. Everybody waiting here for their seemingly random number to be called.

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Somehow, I swear this place got worse since I last came here. Maybe I can blame @realDonaldTrump.

[Sam Desmond @PoutinePanic]

I thought I was going to do stuff today, but the @CA_DMV had other plans. -_-

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Also watching Game of Thrones, but that is less of a guilty pleasure, and more of an unhealthy addiction.

[Sam Desmond @PoutinePanic]

My guilty pleasure: browsing /r/politics. I can't stop.

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@ASaltPepper Nice try tho

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@ASaltPepper I'm so confused... But congratulations?

[Sam Desmond @PoutinePanic]

I'm getting turnt tonight! You ready @ASaltPepper ???

[Sam Desmond @PoutinePanic]

@ASaltPepper Clubs must be very different from my impression of them. In my experience, we just do a bunch of shitty dancing, but no handshakes...

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@ASaltPepper So does that mean Google Hangout?

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A while ago I started dividing my evenings into 1 hour "slots", saying that I would have 2-3 slots a night to get stuff done. Now I just use each slot to watch Game of Thrones.

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@ASaltPepper Ya, it's pretty good.

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Oh no. I can't stop watching Game of Thrones. It got me :(

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@BrynneCarys Oh, just the stuff I work on. Tuning LambaRank to deal with a non-binary notion of "relevance". Writing it was hard, but the concepts it conveys are relatively simple.

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@ASaltPepper @cloudyheadedqt Next time I get drunk, I'll let you know.

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TODO: Create todo list

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@cloudyheadedqt @ASaltPepper Your #drunktwitter was a day before my #drunktwitter! What poor timing!