Shion Yorigami

Poverty god and the elder sister of the Yorigamis... | +18 writer | Might joke or RT suggestive things, be wary! | PFP by @no_way114

[Shion Yorigami @PovertyShion]

“Being able to watch the cherry blossoms with so much free sake...

This is a dream come true!”

[Shion Yorigami @PovertyShion]

@UnseasonalBloom Alright... No flowers and no roses...

I got it! I will use this shovel responsibly then!

[Shion Yorigami @PovertyShion]

I'm pretty excited for autumn! You know...

On autumn, squirrels start working, digging and storing nuts all over the forests. They store more than ten thousand nuts... Nuts that can be dug up and enjoyed in time of need..

[Shion Yorigami @PovertyShion]

@_Sakuyalzayoi_ You're saying... That I could go in the mansion...?! Really...?!

[Blake Izayoi @IzayoiBlake]

Have you guys gotten to the super secret Phantasm stage in Touhou New Classic: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil yet?

[Shion Yorigami @PovertyShion]

Am I not that already?

I'm the embodiment of poverty, in its purest form you could say? So...

[Junko @UnpureDivinity]

What do you think the result would be of becoming the purest version of yourself?

[Shion Yorigami @PovertyShion]

@HitoruKawashika Does that mean I can borrow your umbrella? I do get cold from the rain...

[@ あんもね/Sion. @cwzmry]

暇だったから紫苑ちゃんの色々な表情描いて立ち絵風にしてみた、
#東方Project #依神紫苑 #紫苑

[カト@skeb @kato_miao]

依神姉妹
#東方Project

[Shion Yorigami @PovertyShion]

I leave some cat food sometimes, but cats never eat from it...

They can sense that it comes from 𝘮𝘦...

[Shion Yorigami @PovertyShion]

@SatoriMindsEye Yeah thank you for reminding me miss...

[Crossing her arms and looking away to the side.]

[Shion Yorigami @PovertyShion]

@SatoriMindsEye Ah, all animals hate me and avoid me regardless...

They can sense my negative aura, and they all run away when I get close...

[Shion Yorigami @PovertyShion]

@SatoriMindsEye No...

Wait... You read minds right? You're a Satori!

Do the squirrels feel angry at me or something...?

[Shion Yorigami @PovertyShion]

@SatoriMindsEye I... Wouldn't really like to...

But this is different! This is like saying taking fruits from trees is stealing from monkeys!

[Shion Yorigami @PovertyShion]

@SatoriMindsEye You make it sound like I'm going to starve them. They hide a lot more than what they need for winter, most of them end up growing into trees or just ruined underground...

Do squirrels act different underground or what?

[Shion Yorigami @PovertyShion]

@SatoriMindsEye Why not? They bury a lot more than they need you know!

[Satori Komeiji @SatoriMindsEye]

... visitors? How unusual. I see, my cat must have caused you some trouble.

Oh, excuse me. I'm Satori, the master of the Palace of the Earth Spirits. There's nothing that's hidden from me. That's because I can hear everything you're thinking...

#THRP #TouhouRP #PARODYTWT

[Shion Yorigami @PovertyShion]

@AtLeastImABunny What if you're immortal and your life is full of misfortune?

[𝕂𝕠𝕒𝕜𝕦𝕞𝕒 @koakumaaaaaaaaa]

"Hello! I'm the librarian's assistant of the Scarlet Devil Mansion's Great Library. I'd be happy to assist you anytime if you need help finding a book!"

[Shion Yorigami @PovertyShion]

@OpulentErigeron Hm? Lady celestial? She's wonderful!

She's very nice to me, and doesn't mind my company! And even if my misfortune affects her, she doesn't get mad!

[Shion Yorigami @PovertyShion]

I wonder how's Joon doing without me around...

Being with her wasn't good for me but I do wonder...

She must be happier, right? After all... I'm the person you would thank your god that I'm finally gone...

[Shion Yorigami @PovertyShion]

@UnseasonalBloom What about roses? Are those considered flowers or are they herbs too?

[✿~ ᴋᴏɪꜱʜɪ ᴋᴏᴍᴇɪᴊɪ ~✿ @BlindedOblivion]

When I grow up I wanna be sister's sister!