Ivan Shelanski

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LSCC Research Biologist | Biocontainment Specialist
Usually in a laboratory. Occasionally somewhere else.
For any inquiries, please email me.

[Ivan Shelanski @PovidoneIvan]

I’m not sure what this is but a particularly insistent colleague has forced me to add it to my bio. I’ve been informed that it is temporary, and that they will make an official one personalized for me soon.

It’s a shame… I quite liked the aesthetic.
https://t.co/OIwiPix4Q3

[Ivan Shelanski @PovidoneIvan]

@LSCC_ONFIELD @Ruminating_Muse We may not know the order of the input, but we can narrow down the digits atleast…

[Ivan Shelanski @PovidoneIvan]

@Ruminating_Muse @LSCC_ONFIELD What if we dab some graphite on the keypad? It’s just like one of those scenes from detective movies.

[Ivan Shelanski @PovidoneIvan]

@Ruminating_Muse @LSCC_ONFIELD Wait, I know a solution for this.

[Ivan Shelanski @PovidoneIvan]

//MngngbNO I DIDNT POROOF READ IT FJCNZ okay oaky

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𝙷𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚗’𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚊 𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝚋𝚎𝚍, 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖. 𝙸 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚘, 𝙸 𝚍𝚘.

[Ivan Shelanski @PovidoneIvan]

𝙸𝚏 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎,

𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍’𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚍𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝.

[Ivan Shelanski @PovidoneIvan]

𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚗’𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚑𝚒𝚖… 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚗𝚘 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝.

[Ivan Shelanski @PovidoneIvan]

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚏 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚢 𝚊 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚜, 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍, 𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚐𝚞𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚜.

[Ivan Shelanski @PovidoneIvan]

//I need to be hit with more of the sads so I can write good sads

[Ivan Shelanski @PovidoneIvan]

Would be a brilliant idea.

[Ivan Shelanski @PovidoneIvan]

𝓖𝓲𝓶𝓶𝓮, 𝓰𝓲𝓶𝓶𝓮, 𝓰𝓲𝓶𝓶𝓮 𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓪𝓯𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓶𝓲𝓭𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 ~
𝓦𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓫𝓸𝓭𝔂 𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓹 𝓶𝓮 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓼𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀𝓼 𝓪𝔀𝓪𝔂? ~ ♪

[Ivan Shelanski @PovidoneIvan]

//voiceclaim

[Ivan Shelanski @PovidoneIvan]

@Ruminating_Muse

[Ivan Shelanski @PovidoneIvan]

@Ruminating_Muse BAD. BAAAAAAD.

[Sol Rozendaal @Ruminating_Muse]

@PovidoneIvan GODVERDAMME!!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHH!!!

[Ivan Shelanski @PovidoneIvan]

@tabletopcleanup @DikkeJustice //im crying

[Ivan Shelanski @PovidoneIvan]

References:
China, S. (2006). 𝘗𝘪𝘻𝘻𝘢 𝘏𝘶𝘵 𝘚𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘥 𝘈𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦. Youtube.

https://t.co/UARzST5zHK