Sheytan

she/they | Michigan State Alum 💚

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Just to be clear, if my child goes out with y’all and y’all return and my child is nowhere to be found, and there’s no answer in sight, your moms are going to be just as sad as I am.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

HOW LIFE FEELS AFTER SUCCESSFULLY DIGGING YOURSELF OUT OF THE HOLE NOBODY KNEW YOU WERE IN.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Our moms were right. You really do have to clean a little every day or your house gets dirty so fast

[miia @miiagarro]

"all women do is use men"

never in my life have i found a man useful

[III @SHULAGOD]

everybody be tryna 48 laws of power eachother. that’s what’s wrong w/ society today.

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

Paying all your bills with one check and having money to play with for the rest of the month so fire. Why would I ever have kids

[the Barbie bop. @rossisongo]

High af. As a touch deprived child it took me so long to realize my dog just wants me to pet him for no reason sometimes. I’m like you are fed, housed, and appear to be fully functioning. Why r u in my face. I had not accounted for the rest of love. Love to me was only surviving.

[DIOR @diorasfff]

not in an arrogant manner. i just like nice things.

[Čhazeᛪ༙ @Gottalovechaze]

because they did the same thing to black kids in the sixties when segregation ended…

[💗 @ma1ybe]

I love that his new title is now "unemployed". He definitely earned it.

[kat @yslnadi]

Realizing 11pm is no longer “early” it is a direct threat to my tomorrow

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

men are traumatizing because what do you mean you expected grace for your mistakes but gave me consequences for mine

[Nyrae @TemiXo_1]

If abortion is “playing God,” then so is:
Chemo
Pacemakers
C-sections
Viagra
Insulin
You’re not consistent. You’re just controlling.

[ItsSTILLSummer @Damirror91]

Yall. July is next week.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Call me materialistic but money really makes me happy. A bank notification of incoming money makes me forget that I’m having a bad day.😭

[The Impatient Tourist @ImpatienTourist]

Seeing young people do well as mayors in Baltimore and New York is fantastic. Happy for them

[𝓡𝓱𝓶𝔃 @TRimamfyen]

Drug tests are funny.

The guy doing fentanyl all weekend passes by Wednesday.

The guy who hit a joint at a barbecue three weeks ago is the one failing.

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

i’m so fake antisocial. i make friends so easily. the people love me 😭😭😭

[𝙹𝙾𝚂𝚂𝚈 @jossyreturns]

"Do you all mind if we cancel?"
Me;