Sam, Righ?

Omg is like- Lindsay Lohan like okay? like-

[marie ♡ @YuriNekoSuicide]

An audiophile, a cinephile, and a pedophile walk into a bar
The bartender says: “the usual, Mr Fantano?”

[mitch / elysia 🦭 @alesanayaoi]

THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING EMO IS THAT WE'RE CHOPPED AND HAVE ASS MUSIC TASTE

[Camobee #1 chekhov fan @Karma_nite]

I need new friends

[Rodrigão @RodrigaoJogos]

animating on paper is so worth it

[Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico ☘️🇧🇷🇲🇽🔻 @LadPsycho]

What the fuck is my highschool friend posting on his story man.

[a @yyioom]

how life feels when you don't have an insecure loser draining you

[Yexe @4Yexe]

I can't get reasonably priced ram cause niggas wanna put a bbl on Zendaya

[i love miu iruma ⚢ @rebezxxx]

on some real shit

[salem🌺🫧🍭🌊 | 🎂13! @untitled05s]

i love this nigga more than i love some of my family members

[shins the mime @Othnin100]

@kizukuriii A and B but also a secret third option is I like to keep a healthy stack of gay penetration on my feed so if I’m in an argument with someone and they go to my profile to look at my tweets for ammunition they get a nice eyeful.

[Sam, Righ? @PowerFuck69]

@Othnin100 @kizukuriii That's a new level of pettiness I strive to achieve ngl, you funny as fuck for that 😭😭😭

[jen @washerstatic]

white people when they're asked to wash their ass

[HM @HMstateofmind]

#FUCKYODEADHOMIENIGGA #IGETSTURDYONHISGRAVE

[GraceLynn @FullOfGraceUS]

@TMZ Why are so many black children hanging themselves from trees, dragging themselves behind pickup trucks and drowning themselves?

One might think something else is going on.

[Implosive_Madness🏴‍☠️🏴🚩🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸(commentary) @GJthe42nd]

"He tried to run ICE agents over."

[Paul Bland Robot Fighter @blandCinema]

Charlie Kirk is dead because of a fentanyl overdose. Pass it on

[zitchell @RadiumConsumer]

Tyler Robinson, Circa 2026

[jacob @thesoggyblanket]

I spent the last 2 months photographing Southern Appalachia, here’s some of what I got

[#Ken👨🏻‍🦳 @Dolcejeanz]

Requires an attention span of 80 seconds but yeah taps sign