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Biff Tannen enthusiast. Tyler Perry unenthusiast. #BBN

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This is what happens when George Clooney & Magnum P.I. run toward each other at full speed.

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@DetroitRedWings Problem solved! All is forgiven, no need to sell the team anymore! Jk lol don’t talk to me don’t even look at me

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@DetroitRedWings @pwhl__detroit Problem solved! I’m totally back in! Jk lol don’t talk to me don’t even look at me sell the fucking team

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@BradGalli This motherfucker is acting like this is happening to him rather than because of him. It’s like setting your house on fire and then blaming the gasoline.

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@asktheduffer Same. With both.

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@scottcoleman55 If by “weird,” you mean “self-aware,” sure.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

GET IN CHICAGO, WE'RE GOING TO THE POSTSEASON.

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You’re trying too hard. Stop trying to fill a leadership vacuum with messaging. You’re bad at it. Get Yzerman to oversee the franchise and set the culture. Get an adult GM under him. Let that GM build as he sees fit. Distract Ilitch with something shiny. Let’s get back to business.

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@DetroitRedWings @Ticketmaster Nice! I dare anyone to point out the last Stanley Cup winner whose players didn’t have to confirm that “we’re a team.”

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@DetroitRedWings Awesome! I can’t even remember the last Stanley Cup team that didn’t start the season without a GM, the captain reading a hostage message before losing his captaincy, and the team telling the fans to mind their own business. Let’s skate!

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@_teekay365 That you arbitrarily decided to apply, including how far back to go. Also noticed you chose not to refute anything else.

[Greg Harvey @BetweenTheNums]

Players in MLB HISTORY to have 12+ home runs, 6+ stolen bases & 16+ walks in a single calendar month:

Pete Crow-Armstrong - August 2026
Willie Mays - July 1955
Babe Ruth - May 1930, June 1920

That’s it.

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@MLB @Gatorade I hope you don’t mind but while we wait I’ll just restock my cooler with this nectar of the gods. I never go anywhere without making sure I have my GATORADE thirst quencher. For that deep down body thirst. For me and my family, it’s GATORADE. Or it’s nothing. That’s GATORADE.

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@MLB @Gatorade I’m not begging

[MLB @MLB]

Want to rep one of the game’s biggest stars? 🌟

We’re giving away a signed Pete Crow-Armstrong jersey! Repost and reply for your chance to win.

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@DavidSt62951828 @LePapillonBlu2

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@jpodhoretz @donwinslow This is not a mystery. It’s inconceivable that they didn’t hire one director with one vision, ie Jackson, Nolan. They didn’t & Rian Johnson was allowed to kill the villain in the 2nd movie w/o setting up another b/c he wanted to write fanfic. Spoil the main canon, spoil the IP

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@realTuckFrumper Here’s a better explanation: https://t.co/b0RsOjZ1qN

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@MiddleOfMayhem @AlCamus9 @EricBurlison

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@MiddleOfMayhem To be fair, this true of every sentence ever uttered