¿Cómo sería una selección canaria de fútbol en esta Eurocopa o en la Copa África? 🇮🇨⚽️
Después de muchas horas de análisis y con la ayuda de varios periodistas y analistas, he acabado de diseñar la lista de los 26 convocados en una hipotética selección canaria.
Empiezo hilo🧶
Just arrived In Tenerife.
There was a stag do of 10 on our plane who were all being pissed, rude, obnoxious and homophobic to the stewards…
… which when we landed the police boarded and arrested all of them! 😂😂😂
Will we be summoning the Ghost of Tom Joad this summer?? Find out! Excited to shred my way through the UK/EU starting next month! Tickets on sale for all dates at https://t.co/5zyHC51xyy
It’s the 30th anniversary of Blur’s iconic album ‘Parklife’ which I bought at the time. Here’s my rendition of ‘Girls & Boys’ @blurofficial#ParkLife#Blur
🇺🇸: ISIS is about to attack you
🇷🇺: LIARS!!
ISIS: We attacked you
🇷🇺: This must’ve been 🇺🇦
🇺🇦: It wasn’t us
ISIS: It was us
🇷🇺: Here is van with 🇺🇦 plates!
Everyone: They’re from 🇧🇾
ISIS: It was us
🇷🇺: We arrested guys from 🇹🇯
🇹🇯: No you didn’t
ISIS: It was us
🇷🇺: It was 🇺🇸&🇺🇦…
⭕ Pedro Sánchez llega a Valencia: el presidente del Gobierno se encuentra ya en la zona afectada por el incendio
📱 @D_pico_
👇 Aquí te estamos contando toda la última hora desde Valencia
https://t.co/g4xv9pbNdG
A great tournament deserves a great donation.
So we’re rounding up the 914 180s scored at the tournament and donating £1 MILLION to @prostateUK!
#WCDarts | @officialpdc
@paddypower This reminds us of the time in a park when we saw the Gilbraltar team playing football with a Hedgehog. We were just about to call the RSPCA only for the hedgehog to go one up!
Here's our piece from last night about abortion rights, some very important elections happening tomorrow, and the 2020 masterpiece Money Plane...https://t.co/5TwX5dGjff